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    Default Beating a dead horse into glue (continued).

    So this is continued from the previous thread since the moderator has already locked it.

    TheQuestion likes to use the phrase "beating a dead horse into glue". So myself and night86mare would like to arrange a photoshoot where someone can actually beat a dead horse into glue. Technically (as astutely pointed out by night86mare) we are not hurting any animals since the horse is already dead.

    We would like to find someone with access to a dead horse. I can bring the wooden clubs for the beating of the horse into glue. So now we'll just need a model to do the actual beating.

    Strobes, lighting, etc etc will be provided by the sun.
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    Default Re: Beating a dead horse into glue (continued).

    nice.. i'll source around for dead horses.

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    What type of horse + glue combination? Must be specific. Horse from Turf club or Wild horse? What type of glue? 100-10 Alteco or white glue? Got difference one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazmee View Post
    What type of horse + glue combination? Must be specific. Horse from Turf club or Wild horse? What type of glue? 100-10 Alteco or white glue? Got difference one.
    Super glue.

    Type of horse? We'll take any kind of horse at this point in time. Even those miniature ones from Iceland.
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    Default Re: Beating a dead horse into glue (continued).

    can i find someone whos hung like a horse? will it be the same?

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    can i find someone whos hung like a horse? will it be the same?
    Hmm, interesting proposition. But since I'm hung like a horse, you don't have to search any further.

    But I'm not dead, and don't want to be beaten into glue. So yes, a dead person who is hung like a horse would be a good substitute if we can't find a real horse.
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    Let me check with my consultant, Sion and get back to you shortly. In the meantime, night86mare will entertain you with some getai music and dance. Thank you for your time and patience.

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    getting much more interesting then i thought it'll be.

    suscribed.

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    Default Re: Beating a dead horse into glue (continued).

    Opinions are like A-holes. Everyone's got one.

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    Hmmm interesting proposition. I ish also in the beating
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    Any models that would like to be the dead-horse beater?

    Preferably you would look like this:



    We want to see those bulging muscles while you beat that dead horse.

    Alternatively, you could look like this:



    I would go with the latter.

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    Default Re: Beating a dead horse into glue (continued).

    you can write to Turf club to ask them to donate one of the race horse they have put to sleep.

    but you also need to write to SPCA that you are conducting a experiment, else they will come after you.

    you also need to write to AVA to let them know you will dispose the horse properly and not consuming it after the test.

    you need to write to MOE to use the venue for your experiment.

    you need to write to police for a public preforming permit.

    there are some more letters to write, I can think of all of them yet.....
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    Default Re: Beating a dead horse into glue (continued).

    im starting now




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    Quote Originally Posted by liionel View Post
    can i find someone whos hung like a horse? will it be the same?
    no, if you find it

    i will wonder what sort of person you are, that knows people who are hung like horses

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazmee View Post
    Let me check with my consultant, Sion and get back to you shortly. In the meantime, night86mare will entertain you with some getai music and dance. Thank you for your time and patience.
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by entropy_h View Post
    Applications now open.
    i suggest getting a kind old lady to dress up like one of those wuxia film actresses

    the response will be popular, and you will have sion's support.. which means you might get a free afghan girl horse beating too.

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    im starting now



    Eh, bo standard lah. At least show animated gifs.

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    Default Re: Beating a dead horse into glue (continued).

    And this is what it would look like in real life:



    What an awesome picture. This was photoshopped onto a scene from the movie Office Space.

    Trivia: Does anyone know what they were actually beating in the movie? It wasn't a dead horse by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by entropy_h View Post
    Eh, bo standard lah. At least show animated gifs.

    this is a clear sign of the truth of how in order to get what you want, you need a big stick

    at the rate displayed in your gif.. i estimate we will be 80 when the horse turns into glue..

    and the event would have to be renamed "sayanging a dead horse into glue"

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    this is a clear sign of the truth of how in order to get what you want, you need a big stick

    at the rate displayed in your gif.. i estimate we will be 80 when the horse turns into glue..

    and the event would have to be renamed "sayanging a dead horse into glue"
    Not to fear. With my D∞X, I can stop time.

    And not to worry, the sticks/clubs I'll be bringing will be of a much better quality than that tree branch he's using.
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