SOME JOKES FOR YOUR MONDAY BLUES ;D
stomer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you ! expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?
Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.
Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A.
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?