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    SOME JOKES FOR YOUR MONDAY BLUES ;D

    stomer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
    Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

    Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
    Waiter : So what do you ! expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

    Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
    Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

    Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
    Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

    Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?
    Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.

    Man : Where are you from?
    Woman : U.S.A.
    Man : Are you here on vacation?
    Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
    Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
    Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.

    An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
    'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.

    'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

    Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
    Post Master : Well it might do.
    Customer : I bet you, it won't.
    Post Master : Why not?
    Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no.

    Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    Father : No. Why do you ask that?
    Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

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    Default Re: Some Jokes For Your Monday Blues

    Originally posted by Pet Photographer
    [B]SOME JOKES FOR YOUR MONDAY BLUES ;D
    Modify your joke a bit :-

    Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
    Post Master : Yes, it will.
    Customer : I bet you, it won't.
    Post Master : Why not?
    Customer : It's addressed to Johor.
    Post Master : Ah, that shows you don't know the Malaysian Postal Services - it will go to Penang first, then Terengganu, maybe Sarawak, and then only reach Johor by December 2004.

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