1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
3. i lost my hotshoe cover
4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
5. it's the mother of all cameras
6. hey, it can shoot video also
7. it's the new 2009-look
8. i need better noise performance
9. it is better for my health
10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
13. I have the money
14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
17. bragging rights... enuf said
18. the rubber is falling off
19. I won lottery
20. the croc ate my camera
21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
22. I need a wife.
23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
25. switch camp
26. I have two eyes and two hands.
27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
29. Thats why they make new cameras
30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
31. My dog peed on the sensor.
32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
34. I want to make xmms swoon
35. I will become more pro with this new camera
36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
39. or my mac pro
40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
43. My current camera has high radiation.
44. Gahmen say so.
45. My camera not environmental friendly
46. I liked the menus better!
47. My D80 cannot eat one.
48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
49. I have outgrown my camera
50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
61. It's my destiny to own it!
62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
66. I wanted people to go WOW too
67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
74. Make me a better photographer
75. Size and weight matters!
76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera
79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
80. My wallet is looking full these days...
81. Love at first sight
82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
83. It is the dream camera
84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
90. I want to be Peter Parker
91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
107. I love collecting camera boxes!
108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
109. 'cos I say so.
110. I love the smell of a new camera.
111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
112. Cos it turns me on!
113. Resistance was futile
114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
117. The old one's at the service center.
118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
127. Because... I LIKE AH!
128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA