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    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera
    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera
    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

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    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera
    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!

  4. #144
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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera
    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    Nikon D700,50mm f1.8, 14-24 f2.8, 24-70 f2.8, 70-300 f4-5.6

  5. #145
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    Location
    East of Singapore
    Posts
    1,750

    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera
    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

  6. #146

    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera
    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. Because they said MTL BBB

  7. #147

    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6

  8. #148

    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to play and throw, no big deal.
    Last edited by cheeseme; 13th August 2008 at 10:34 PM.

  9. #149

    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    158. Went for Cemetery shot yesterday nite, all pics come out blur, can't even capture a single ghost, I NEED A FASTER camera, which is a NEWER one!!!
    Last edited by LOTUSfairy; 14th August 2008 at 09:57 AM.
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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    158. Went for Cemetery shot yesterday nite, all pics come out blur, can't even capture a single ghost, I NEED A FASTER camera, which is a NEWER one!!!
    159. Because the new and latest one is the most CHIO-est of all and so i dump my old ungly fugly one.
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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    158. Went for Cemetery shot yesterday nite, all pics come out blur, can't even capture a single ghost, I NEED A FASTER camera, which is a NEWER one!!!
    159. Because the new and latest one is the most CHIO-est of all and so i dump my old ungly fugly one.
    160. I am going for a holiday tour and will like a picture of me taken with a fanciful and new camera hanging on my neck during those group photos. Imagine ... Scenery + Me + New Cam on my neck.
    161. The new cam has everything that my old cam does not have!
    162. The warranty of the old cam has just expired.
    163. Rumors had it that the new cam will bring blessings

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
    2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
    3. i lost my hotshoe cover
    4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
    5. it's the mother of all cameras
    6. hey, it can shoot video also
    7. it's the new 2009-look
    8. i need better noise performance
    9. it is better for my health
    10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
    11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
    12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
    13. I have the money
    14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
    15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
    16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
    17. bragging rights... enuf said
    18. the rubber is falling off
    19. I won lottery
    20. the croc ate my camera
    21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
    22. I need a wife.
    23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
    24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
    25. switch camp
    26. I have two eyes and two hands.
    27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
    28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
    29. Thats why they make new cameras
    30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
    31. My dog peed on the sensor.
    32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
    33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
    34. I want to make xmms swoon
    35. I will become more pro with this new camera
    36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
    37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
    38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
    39. or my mac pro
    40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
    41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
    42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
    43. My current camera has high radiation.
    44. Gahmen say so.
    45. My camera not environmental friendly
    46. I liked the menus better!
    47. My D80 cannot eat one.
    48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
    49. I have outgrown my camera
    50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
    51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
    52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
    53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
    54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
    55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
    56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
    57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one
    58. I need to test if my new credit card works.
    59. I'm short of 100 points to redeem a free air ticket to HK to buy lens so i need to spend.
    60. Salesman told me my $50 notes are expiring, must use before they expire. I had 42 $50 notes, just nice for D300
    61. It's my destiny to own it!
    62. Salesman says it only cost $100 a month for the next 24 mths to own a D300.
    63. My friends (with new cameras) laughed at me when I go out shooting with them with my old camera.
    64. With a new camera that comes with anti shake, i can still use it when i have parkinson.
    65. I wanted my pictures to go WOW
    66. I wanted people to go WOW too
    67. I wanted my dog that peed on my CMOS censor to go WOW
    68. I saw the price, went WOW and bought it
    69. a bigger camera will be better for self-defence
    70. they were giving out free cf cards with the new camera, it was an offer i couldn't refuse
    71. they held my mom hostage until i bought the camera
    72. it was a good deal, they offered the camera for $2, and the power switch for $999 and the cf card for $3000.. good deal!
    73. No longer motivated to take pics with the old cam
    74. Make me a better photographer
    75. Size and weight matters!
    76. Because everybody wants to be as good as The Master Edison.
    77. my dry cabinet is looking empty these days
    78. My tripod was not loaded to the maximum specs by the last camera

    79. Coz the new camera have such BEAUTIFUL functions and HIGH ISO levels....
    80. My wallet is looking full these days...
    81. Love at first sight
    82. Helping the poor sales person to meet quota
    83. It is the dream camera
    84. My current camera has a small ding... and I dun like it anymore...
    85. My 5yr old bro wants to learn photography so i handed him my old camera to fiddle with.
    86. Several hollywood stars were photographed using the latest cams so i gotta have 1.
    87. I brought my cam out too often w/o insect repellent n it has since died of dengue.
    88. My other cam died of skin cancer w/o sunblock.
    89. I ended a lousy relationship n my ex partner wanted all the gifts n camera back.
    90. I want to be Peter Parker
    91. hiro nakamura told me: "buy a d3, save the world"
    92. hiro nakamura told me: "buy 10 d3s, save the world"
    93. Because my camera left me for another photographer
    94. Because buying new cameras make me go WOW
    95. sylar took over my mind and controlled me to do it
    96. i woke up chained inside a container - someone had shaved me, my wallet was empty, but i had a new d3
    97. yesterday night, i watched a video - suddenly a ring appeared on the screen, the phone rang, and a disembodied voice said: buy a new camera or die in 3 days
    98. someone sent me an email telling me that cameras would be extinct tomorrow so i should buy a new one now
    99. Edison is the best! Everybody wants to be like him.
    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    158. Went for Cemetery shot yesterday nite, all pics come out blur, can't even capture a single ghost, I NEED A FASTER camera, which is a NEWER one!!!
    159. Because the new and latest one is the most CHIO-est of all and so i dump my old ungly fugly one.
    160. I am going for a holiday tour and will like a picture of me taken with a fanciful and new camera hanging on my neck during those group photos. Imagine ... Scenery + Me + New Cam on my neck.
    161. The new cam has everything that my old cam does not have!
    162. The warranty of the old cam has just expired.
    163. Rumors had it that the new cam will bring blessings
    164. It's better to spend money in Camera than to spend it in KTV
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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

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    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    158. Went for Cemetery shot yesterday nite, all pics come out blur, can't even capture a single ghost, I NEED A FASTER camera, which is a NEWER one!!!
    159. Because the new and latest one is the most CHIO-est of all and so i dump my old ungly fugly one.
    160. I am going for a holiday tour and will like a picture of me taken with a fanciful and new camera hanging on my neck during those group photos. Imagine ... Scenery + Me + New Cam on my neck.
    161. The new cam has everything that my old cam does not have!
    162. The warranty of the old cam has just expired.
    163. Rumors had it that the new cam will bring blessings
    164. It's better to spend money in Camera than to spend it in KTV
    165. BECAUSE I WANT TO BECOME LORD CAMERALOPOLUS AND SPREAD THE EVIL OF PHOTOGRAPHY.

    ps: reached 10000 character limit so i cut 99 and below.
    carbonmade
    mαke.believe

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    158. Went for Cemetery shot yesterday nite, all pics come out blur, can't even capture a single ghost, I NEED A FASTER camera, which is a NEWER one!!!
    159. Because the new and latest one is the most CHIO-est of all and so i dump my old ungly fugly one.
    160. I am going for a holiday tour and will like a picture of me taken with a fanciful and new camera hanging on my neck during those group photos. Imagine ... Scenery + Me + New Cam on my neck.
    161. The new cam has everything that my old cam does not have!
    162. The warranty of the old cam has just expired.
    163. Rumors had it that the new cam will bring blessings
    164. It's better to spend money in Camera than to spend it in KTV
    165. BECAUSE I WANT TO BECOME LORD CAMERALOPOLUS AND SPREAD THE EVIL OF PHOTOGRAPHY.
    166. Because Lord Cameralopolus cast the BBB spell on me

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    158. Went for Cemetery shot yesterday nite, all pics come out blur, can't even capture a single ghost, I NEED A FASTER camera, which is a NEWER one!!!
    159. Because the new and latest one is the most CHIO-est of all and so i dump my old ungly fugly one.
    160. I am going for a holiday tour and will like a picture of me taken with a fanciful and new camera hanging on my neck during those group photos. Imagine ... Scenery + Me + New Cam on my neck.
    161. The new cam has everything that my old cam does not have!
    162. The warranty of the old cam has just expired.
    163. Rumors had it that the new cam will bring blessings
    164. It's better to spend money in Camera than to spend it in KTV
    165. BECAUSE I WANT TO BECOME LORD CAMERALOPOLUS AND SPREAD THE EVIL OF PHOTOGRAPHY.
    166. Because Lord Cameralopolus cast the BBB spell on me
    167. The new one is so easy to use while the old cam seems so complicated.
    168. My red dot (Leica) dropped off, and hence, it is time to let it die and buy new one.
    169. I did not buy the cam, the cam bought me!
    170. Come on, no two cam is the same, so must buy the new one!
    171. Was told that if I don't buy, I will have regret
    172. Was told that if I buy, I will have no regret
    173. Because the gurus say, "Die, Die, Must BUY!"
    Last edited by lestwe4get; 14th August 2008 at 02:55 PM.

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    Default Re: A thousand and one excuse on why you need a newer cameras by CS

    100. because of having a perfect 100 excuses to do so thus far
    101. I need something to match my new camera bag. (Damn! I was aiming to be #100)
    102. My new lens did not match the colour of my old camera.
    103. I keep my old camera inside the drybox in case it gets fungus, so i need a new one to take photos with.
    104. Because those who can't shoot. Collect cameras
    105. The old camera was draining away my "qi"
    106. I needed the original strap that comes with the new camera.
    107. I love collecting camera boxes!
    108. The auntie that sells the camera is chio.
    109. 'cos I say so.
    110. I love the smell of a new camera.
    111. I need new image sensor as my dog pee on it .
    112. Cos it turns me on!
    113. Resistance was futile
    114. Takes awesome pictures while toning arm muscles
    115. 2009 new year resolution - new year = new camera
    116. That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
    117. The old one's at the service center.
    118. I see, I like, I conquer ... I drool, I succumb and so, I buy
    119. Fulfilling a promise to give the old cam away when I buy a new one!
    120. What's new? I change camera every now and then!
    121. What to do? Nobody wants to lend me a brand new cam!
    122. The sales person claimed that I owed him a favor
    123. They say I have dementia, keep buying new one and forget straight away!
    124. because i had a dream and it told me I have to get a new one
    125. because i like opening new boxes of cameras.
    126. my mama tell me to do so (always buy the latest camera)
    127. Because... I LIKE AH!
    128. cos I'm Newbie-All-Over-Again,.. let's start again...what is the latest cammy that i should get hah?
    129. cos I'm a Newbie-All-Over-Again... Should I get Canon or Nikon?
    130. Pro dun use old camera. Their camera new, shiny, looks big... Very Pro
    131. I took a portrait of you. now my mirror and sensor have cracked.
    132. because i lent my camera to a friend so i don't have a camera right this moment
    133. BECAUSE VAN WILL SPANK ME IF I DON'T
    134. BECAUSE MY CAMERA DIRTY I LAZY TO CLEAN. SO BUY NEW ONE BETTER
    135. Because cameras nowadays are cheaper than a tub of B&JS
    134. BECAUSE I NEED NEW CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL THE ICE-CREAM I EAT
    135. The $+#%!@ dog peed again.. This time it shorted the electronics and it said BOW WOW!
    136. Since my dog peed into so many cameras i decided to get a new one too.
    137. since everyone is getting, i might as well get it too.
    138. BECAUSE, when the sun shines, we'll shine together.
    139. because i wanna buy new camera bag. so i'll need a new camera to fill the bag up.
    140. Because want to know what it tastes like.
    141. Because now i have an excuse to share an umbrella with that hot girl i saw with an umbrella earlier. "sorry miss, but i've got a new camera and it can't get wet. can i share your umbrella with you?
    142. I need a stand-by in case the dog pee on my sensor ( BTW, I don't own a dog )
    144. BECAUSE A WHALE SWALLOWED MY LAST CAMERA.
    145. BECAUSE BARNEY STOLE MY CAMERA
    146. BECAUSE MILOWALRUS ATE MY CAMERA
    147. because i want to help singapore's economy
    148. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    149. Cos baby bonus 6k just nice to buy a D3
    150. It the only cure knowm to man for the BBB virus
    151. Because they said MTL BBB
    152. Because ortega said "Always buy newer technology" http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showp...11&postcount=6
    153. It's just another toy for me to use and throw, no big deal.
    154. BECAUSE I CAN BECOME CAMERAMAN AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD PHOTOGRAPHY!
    155. Cause L.K.Y gonna impose COE on cameras soon faster buy.
    156. dog ate the camera, NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
    157. Because Ortega said this one good but new one better
    158. Went for Cemetery shot yesterday nite, all pics come out blur, can't even capture a single ghost, I NEED A FASTER camera, which is a NEWER one!!!
    159. Because the new and latest one is the most CHIO-est of all and so i dump my old ungly fugly one.
    160. I am going for a holiday tour and will like a picture of me taken with a fanciful and new camera hanging on my neck during those group photos. Imagine ... Scenery + Me + New Cam on my neck.
    161. The new cam has everything that my old cam does not have!
    162. The warranty of the old cam has just expired.
    163. Rumors had it that the new cam will bring blessings
    164. It's better to spend money in Camera than to spend it in KTV
    165. BECAUSE I WANT TO BECOME LORD CAMERALOPOLUS AND SPREAD THE EVIL OF PHOTOGRAPHY.
    166. Because Lord Cameralopolus cast the BBB spell on me
    167. The new one is so easy to use while the old cam seems so complicated.
    168. My red dot (Leica) dropped off, and hence, it is time to let it die and buy new one.
    169. I did not buy the cam, the cam bought me!
    170. Come on, no two cam is the same, so must buy the new one!
    171. Was told that if I don't buy, I will have regret
    172. Was told that if I buy, I will have no regret
    173. Because the gurus say, "Die, Die, Must BUY!"
    174. because "LATEST IS COOL".

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