1. becos the new camera was embossed with my name
2. becos it is cheaper than maintaining my wife
3. i lost my hotshoe cover
4. this new camera will make you look slimmer and younger
5. it's the mother of all cameras
6. hey, it can shoot video also
7. it's the new 2009-look
8. i need better noise performance
9. it is better for my health
10. my friend/bro/uncle/nephew borrow my camera and did not return
11. it's cheaper than my old camera when i first bought it
12. it can use all the lenses from 50 years ago, my one cannot
13. I have the money
14. toting just one camera is just not pro enough
15. there's a teeny weeny scratch beneath the cf card door hinge
16. my cat/dog/hamster doesn't like my camera
17. bragging rights... enuf said
18. the rubber is falling off
19. I won lottery
20. the croc ate my camera
21. see my old cam sibeh sian liao
22. I need a wife.
23. my old cam lcd so tiny....
24. My entire family disapprove of my current camera's design/functions.
25. switch camp
26. I have two eyes and two hands.
27. If i buy this new camera, they'll donate a dollar to charity for every unit sold.
28.The Dark Side is Calling!!!
29. Thats why they make new cameras
30. Times r bad. We need to spend $$ to boost the economy
31. My dog peed on the sensor.
32. My current camera cannot fit into my new designer bag.
33. The guy/girl i like is using another brand.
34. I want to make xmms swoon
35. I will become more pro with this new camera
36. "低 七百-famous hokkien phrase" is everyman's dream..at least for now....
37. the color doesn't go with my new suit/dress/underwear
38. my old camera isn't compatible with windows vista.. really!
39. or my mac pro
40. got new camera then got excuse to buy new lens, new filter, new tripod, new gf.. etc
41. My lens are more expensive than my present camera.
42. Because everybody wants to have the same camera as Edison Chen has.
43. My current camera has high radiation.
44. Gahmen say so.
45. My camera not environmental friendly
46. I liked the menus better!
47. My D80 cannot eat one.
48. Nikon came out with a 蓮花仙子 model.
49. I have outgrown my camera
50. Can't say no to the charming sales person
51. SLS sales person say so (and overcharges you while he's at it)
52. I am stupid and ugly, hopefuly my new camera can improve my look in front of the chicks
53. The new 12Mp is bigger than my old 6Mp
54.Because i'm single and loving every single day that i can spend money on myself, 'til the day i get a girlfriend.
55.My GF tossed my old one into the toiletbowl while i was trying to shoot her mom
56. The battery in my old camera died, so might as well buy a battery which comes with a 'FREE' camera.
57. because i had a dream that told me i need a new one