OH, anyone here familiar with Armistead Maupin's books? Great source of inspiration for our production!
OK, so far we have (slightly amended):
Vonn: Poor lost sheep. Could be a eunuch servant boy that was actually born a girl, but due to the overload of watered down fermented sand diets from the black holes (Super Slum Red Light Districts) of Calcutta when she he he she errr... whatever was an infant, Lost Sheep Vonnn grew up a hermaphrodite.
Inez: Ex-concubine of the Overlord's realm, now excaped evilz mistress of S&M aka Evil Doer who destroys any chance for anyone to lead normal lives or have sex because she herself is incapable. Permanently addicted to sashimi and requires her sex slave to always carry a full platter of the stuff around.
Riotvan: (Amended after Inez's suggestion) Inez's sex slave that's forever in mismatched fish-net stockings, HAWT PEEENNNNKKKK garters and Inez's plaid micro-mini skirt
Tainted: Dunno leh ...
Maddy: I would like to cast you as the Bewildered but empowered Overlord who actually is Tainted's (mysterious, and unknown to everyone) Father, and once Inez's lover when she was a respected and feared concubine
Bovine: Errr ... Mobile background grazing specialist who moves everywhere with the cast. Destined to spend eternity on all fours
Tupi: Mysterious Oriental monk on a motor bike that appears to at first be the hero in the last two episodes, but turns out to actually be Inez's very first source of inspiration and tutorials when Inez was first entering Concubinehood.
Simply, Tupi was a ousted foreign-import model wannabe that was originally a man, but went for a sex-change procedure in the hope of becoming said import-model, but having failed at that, re-presented himself as a man and became a Columbian drug lord as a cover for his true passion in life as a kinky kindergarten gymnastics coach.
Having led such a convoluted life, he is one day dazzled by 'Zac's FUC&*&*^& blinding LED torchlight's beam, and having mistaken that as a call from above, decides to then lead a life in the pursuit of 'hole-ier aspirations'.
Surprising everyone, he also liberates Inez' from her sexual inability in the last episode. Originally, Inez's sexual inability stemmed from a series of tragic happenings during her short career as a concubine. What, exactly were those tragic happenings is up for suggestion.