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    50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


    46. Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things because you have 541510630 count Egyptian cotton sheets that were made by hand by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern. They'll wash.
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    50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


    47. Doing all of your before bed things before sex. Yes, sleeping with makeup on is bad. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that later. And really ****ing you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie with acne cream on your nose is not all its cracked up to be.
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    50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


    48. Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But changing the sheets immediately so you can get the other ones in the washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have possibly passed by is not the way to do it.
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    50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


    49. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions. It happens, he's probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy". Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it doesn't, get off another way with him. He's still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are not ok.
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    50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


    50. Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now, it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps not in that order.



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    Quote Originally Posted by zac08 View Post
    50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


    49. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions. It happens, he's probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy". Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it doesn't, get off another way with him. He's still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are not ok.
    you're still going!



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    CONGRATULATIONS ZAC!

    Wasn't that easy? Now you only have 795 posts more to go before hitting 1K!

    U DA MAN ZAC!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    CONGRATULATIONS ZAC!

    Wasn't that easy? Now you only have 795 posts more to go before hitting 1K!

    U DA MAN ZAC!



    You can carry on... I'm going to sleep
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    Zac quietly recharging his neucleon fuel packs for another marathon burst of posts while the world of EXpoSeRs wait with abated breath ...

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    You can carry on... I'm going to sleep
    Nah ... got work to do. Get a good rest man, you deserve it!

    Want me to come over and give you a niiice massage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Nah ... got work to do. Get a good rest man, you deserve it!

    Want me to come over and give you a niiice massage?
    Hmmm, massage sounds nice.... but can I have a change of masseur...

    I prefer girls to work on my body....
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    Quote Originally Posted by zac08 View Post
    Hmmm, massage sounds nice.... but can I have a change of masseur...

    I prefer girls to work on my body....
    BARNEY CAN WORK ON YOUR BODY

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamadam View Post
    BARNEY CAN WORK ON YOUR BODY

    zz
    HAHAHAHA OMG



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    *knock knock*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Royaux View Post
    *knock knock*

    HIII HOW'S SKETCHING COMING ALONG?


    z

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    HIII HOW'S SKETCHING COMING ALONG?


    z
    like #$%^& and and... i'm sneezing
    9 more things to draw.

    how's your photoshop thingy doing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    EXPOSERS OUTING II ALBUMS

    1) Tainted
    2) AdamAdam
    3) G-khoo
    4) riotvan (all pls LOL)
    5) Royaux
    6) yilishengxian (share with me too !!!)
    7) WuffRuff

    Next round of sending out links will be tomorrow, if new albums come in, and there more requests.
    Sorry if I very blurr... but who is AdamAdam ahhh? Don't remember got this person at the outing leh...

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    50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


    23. Undressing in the dark. If youre shy, dim the lights, but give the man something to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the covers, either.
    Ohhhh....... is this why you buy so many torchlights and bring them wherever you go?!?
    The best photographer is one who is inspired by the innate nature of his subjects.

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    Royaux and Van... are u guys doing the graveyard shift tonite?
    Hmmm... i'm supposed to work graveyard shift too but feel very sleepy leh...
    The best photographer is one who is inspired by the innate nature of his subjects.

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    Everyone please get proper rest if you're tired or sleepy.

    Dun wan anything happening to our Precious EXpoSeRs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WuffRuff View Post
    Sorry if I very blurr... but who is AdamAdam ahhh? Don't remember got this person at the outing leh...



    Ohhhh....... is this why you buy so many torchlights and bring them wherever you go?!?
    Adam wasn't in the outing....

    And no... I dun need torchlights for that... I am pretty good in the dark too... My 1-handed skill is still pretty decent.
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