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    Quote Originally Posted by tainted View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4NTe5O488

    so.....
    wow i really love this clip inna way... the mash of sexy female bodies....
    how do i embed clips in here anws?
    See the alphabets and numbers after the =

    use the Vid tags



    quote me and you'll find out...
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
    You sex spammer!
    It is the camera, not the photographer.
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.


    This is good advice. But then again... one has to be crazier....
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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    Whooooooooooo almost done this thread!!

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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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    sex spammers you all

    tsk tsk tsk

    spank all of you

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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    17. It is always the wrong time of month.



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    jokes spamming-fied thingymajig
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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    sex spammers you all

    tsk tsk tsk

    spank all of you
    She is into SM

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    sex spammers you all

    tsk tsk tsk

    spank all of you
    Looks like zac is sexing his way to 1000
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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    sex spammers you all

    tsk tsk tsk

    spank all of you
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    first to 1000 wins a prize

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    A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

    The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

    The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

    The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

    The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

    After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

    The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

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    EARTHQUAKE COMING AGAIN

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    Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

    In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

    The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I"

    Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tainted View Post
    A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

    The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

    The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

    The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

    The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

    After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

    The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
    LOL good one!

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    1000th POST!!!

    HUAT AH!

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    Spanked again

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