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    Quote Originally Posted by tainted View Post
    Confucious says:
    "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
    LOL.

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    It is the camera, not the photographer.
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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    Confucious says
    "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"

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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    4. Sex has no calories.
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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    How to make a girl scream:

    There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women.

    Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream.

    The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.

    The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my d**k!"

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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
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    One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.

    The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

    He asked how.

    She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.

    The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

    He asked how.

    "I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.

    Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.

    The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."

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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
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    Default Re: EXPOSE Yourself - VII

    And zac still denies that he is the Zexpert...

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    gosh..... lol

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    Murphy's Laws on Sex

    12. Virginity can be cured.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4NTe5O488

    so.....
    wow i really love this clip inna way... the mash of sexy female bodies....
    how do i embed clips in here anws?

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    Quote Originally Posted by g-khoo View Post
    And zac still denies that he is the Zexpert...
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    gosh..... lol
    Wat... I'm quoting from some site.. hahahah
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    Q .. How do you tell a blonde holding an economy class tix to get up from a biz class seat?
    A .. Tell her that biz class is not flying to LA.

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