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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.
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    Coz michael jackson was downstairs waiting LOL
    Lol.... nice....

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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by g-khoo View Post
    Correct!

    Now john tried jumping out of the window from 13 floors. and he didnt die!

    Why????
    Coz he landed on his FAT ass?

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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
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    Go zac!!! Another 500 to go!!

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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
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    GO ZAC, GO GO GO ZAC YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    You want to choke a person when he or she says "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."
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    Teacher Jokes....


    You know you are a teacher if...

    Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"
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    Default Re: EXPOSE Yourself - VII

    Zac is on fire today!!!

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    So... any teachers in the house??
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    Quote Originally Posted by zac08 View Post
    So... any teachers in the house??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy81 View Post
    Zac is on fire today!!!
    Yeah baby...

    Woo hoo.... come on.... let's BURN
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    The BEST salesman


    A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
    "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

    Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

    The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
    "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

    Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

    The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
    "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

    Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
    "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

    "It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
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