Yup! I'll cover whatever events your require. Be it weddings or 21st Birthday parties. You want artistic, you want conventional, you want radical, I can do. For FREE!
I do cow do horse for you, 2hr 12hr 36hr, no problem.
YES, you heard me. FREE* PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES. (Really. No bluff, one. I bluff you, I is turtle).
Q: Are you sure you are a photographer or not? Disposable camera issit?
A: Don't see me no up. I got shoot real weddings and real parties before one.I do this at least 5 years liao. Even got portfolio. DSLR and all the expensive-expensive lens. (Carl Zeiss 85mm f/1.4 ok enough for you?)
Q: So what must I do to enjoy such a fantastic offer?
A: Simple. You put time put place, can already.
Q: Really so simple?
A: Yah lah. I bluff you got money earn meh? (But I never bluff you one. Really)
Q: Why so good? Really free ah? What's the catch?
A: Yes, really free. Already free, don't ask so many questions, can?
Btw, if you all think this is all a joke, rest assured, this is not a joke. I say will offer free* photography service, is real one.