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    Talking Want a FREE photographer? I'm your man!

    Yup! I'll cover whatever events your require. Be it weddings or 21st Birthday parties. You want artistic, you want conventional, you want radical, I can do. For FREE!

    I do cow do horse for you, 2hr 12hr 36hr, no problem.

    YES, you heard me. FREE* PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES. (Really. No bluff, one. I bluff you, I is turtle).

    FAQ:
    Q: Really?
    A: Really.

    Q: Are you sure you are a photographer or not? Disposable camera issit?
    A: Don't see me no up. I got shoot real weddings and real parties before one.I do this at least 5 years liao. Even got portfolio. DSLR and all the expensive-expensive lens. (Carl Zeiss 85mm f/1.4 ok enough for you?)

    Q: So what must I do to enjoy such a fantastic offer?
    A: Simple. You put time put place, can already.

    Q: Really so simple?
    A: Yah lah. I bluff you got money earn meh? (But I never bluff you one. Really)

    Q: Why so good? Really free ah? What's the catch?
    A: Yes, really free. Already free, don't ask so many questions, can?

    Btw, if you all think this is all a joke, rest assured, this is not a joke. I say will offer free* photography service, is real one.
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    bro, u need assistant?
    i will follow u for free
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    wrong forum.

    hahaha... like that I also cannot charge liao.
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    Default Re: Want a FREE photographer? I'm your man!

    Damn! You should have said earlier.

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    Default Re: Want a FREE photographer? I'm your man!

    What the hell is everyone smoking in this forum now a days man?
    Come visit my Flickr :)

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    Mine still far away, but will keep you in mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by maddyks View Post
    What the hell is everyone smoking in this forum now a days man?
    Eesh beri gud smoke...eesh bearrrriiiii goooooot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eow View Post
    bro, u need assistant?
    i will follow u for free
    Of course you can.

    In fact, we can all band together and form the Association of FREE Photographers. (AFP)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Eesh beri gud smoke...eesh bearrrriiiii goooooot!
    Duuuddeeeeee, where's my camera?
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    Here! Here! Err ... no, just over there! Waaait, eeshhh jus here a momen ago...hey, where's my pants?

    OK! Who stolned ma ants???

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    Well, in case you're wondering, I'm just ranting lah. I see some people ask for free photographer (under guise of TFCD), I really, really cannot tahan. Yes, it's nothing new. It's been discussed before. And there'll always be willing participants just because the person making the request is (presumably) some cute xmm. And the attitude of "I post here, you interested you reply, you not interested go away" is a bit callous and makes me even more buay song.

    However, my offer for free* photography services is serious, and still stands.




    You'll just have to figure out what the asterisk* means here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Here! Here! Err ... no, just over there! Waaait, eeshhh jus here a momen ago...hey, where's my pants?

    OK! Who stolned ma ants???
    You just answered your own question.

    The ants stole your pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by synapseman View Post
    Well, in case you're wondering, I'm just ranting lah.
    You mean you wun photoing me FOC now that someone stolned ma ants? Oh Shucks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by synapseman View Post
    Well, in case you're wondering, I'm just ranting lah. I see some people ask for free photographer (under guise of TFCD), I really, really cannot tahan. Yes, it's nothing new. It's been discussed before. And there'll always be willing participants just because the person making the request is (presumably) some cute xmm. And the attitude of "I post here, you interested you reply, you not interested go away" is a bit callous and makes me even more buay song.

    However, my offer for free* photography services is serious, and still stands.


    You'll just have to figure out what the asterisk* means here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    You mean you wun photoing me FOC now that someone stolned ma ants? Oh Shucks!
    Wait for the smoke to clear, you'll have an epiphany. Now let's support the free* photographers movement.
    Come visit my Flickr :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    You mean you wun photoing me FOC now that someone stolned ma ants? Oh Shucks!
    Photoing FOC is can one, no problems. Pants or no, is ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by synapseman View Post
    And there'll always be willing participants just because the person making the request is (presumably) some cute xmm.
    Oldest trick in the book - SEX sells! Works on all genders and orientations.


    And the attitude of "I post here, you interested you reply, you not interested go away" is a bit callous and makes me even more buay song.
    Actually, it's encouraged, to some extent or another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maddyks View Post
    Wait for the smoke to clear, you'll have an epiphany. Now let's support the free* photographers movement.
    Antless Smoke Symphoknee for the movemen of Free Photographers - Inc!

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    Quote Originally Posted by synapseman View Post
    Photoing FOC is can one, no problems. Pants or no, is ok.
    Err...with no ants, can TWO? Tee Hee Tee Hee~!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Oldest trick in the book - SEX sells! Works on all genders and orientations.

    Actually, it's encouraged, to some extent or another.
    Start: Serious discussion mode:

    Yes, I agree. But when people give feedback about something wrong with the situation, I find it a little objectionable that way. Especially when it seems threadstarted is a relative newbie, coming in to tell grandfather/grandmother how to suck eggs.

    /End Serious discussion mode.
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