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    If you don't know and have to ask, it only means NO girls were ever keen on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by petetherock View Post
    For all the lost and sad souls out there, I refer to Emil Chau's song : Make me happy and make me worried...

    How do you know:

    - she doesn't complain when you spend half a day at Alan Photo or CP..
    - she doesn't complain when you spend a whole day at a hi fi shop
    - she watches Texas Chainsaw massacre with you
    - you are late and dressed in a tee shirt, whilst she is wearing her little black dress
    - you bring her to a hawker centre for her birthday and forget a present
    - she wears your shirt in your home
    - she buys you a tie
    - she remembers what you said 3 months ago
    - she can tolerate your mum
    - you wipe your hands on your pants and she offers you her hanky
    - its raining, you walk or run ahead to shelter then yells for her to hurry up and she quietly follows 7 steps behind

    - you come back from reservist, dirty and muddy and she kisses you, takes your clothes off and promptly washes them
    - your underwear has stains and she quietly handwashes them
    - you forget her mum's birthday and when she calls you, you are watching EPL at a pub, she just says, never mind, come when you can
    - she finds a hole in your pants and sews it up
    - she slips a love note into a sandwich she makes for you
    - you stay in Jurong and she drive you home then goes home in Johor
    - you give her a powerdrill for her birthday and she holds it and stares into your eyes and smiles ever so sweetly
    - you smell like a pile of elephant dung and she sits through a whole play with you without saying anything about it
    - she brings soup for your mum when she knows your mum is ill
    - when you are on call she brings you supper
    - she says she will wait for you to come back from abroad
    - she calls you in another country
    - she wants you to teach her something she is good at (like its her speciality)
    - she invites you home for dinner, and her parents are home
    - she swipes a picture of you from your home and keeps it
    - she wants to play tennis with you but has never liked tennis
    - you wear your belt almost up to your armpits and she doesn't mind
    - you have the dress sense of a gorilla and she still goes out with you
    - your nose hair is longer than that on her head and she does not complain
    - you pick your nose in public and she doesn't mind
    - you can fart the entire Beethoven 5th Symphony and she doesn't vomit
    - you adjust your crouch in public and she looks vaguely interested
    - you watch a comedy and she grabs your arm out of fear
    - she puts sun block for you and ignores everyone else at a beach gathering
    - she thinks you look like Brad Pitt even though you look like a cross between Dilbert and an iguana
    - you call a woman across the street (who is her mum) Jabba the Hut and she thinks its funny
    - you say she has more hair on her legs than Chewbacca and you are still alive
    - you talk about the most boring and inane things and after an hour, she just sighs and smiles
    - you tell her she has had one too many meat pies and you didn't die
    - she give you the keys to her place
    - she has never hiked in her life and decides to raft down the Grand Canyon with you
    - she lives in Sarawak and talks about moving over to your neighbourhood in Singapore
    - she wipes the sweat off your brow with her fav hanky
    - she shares her lip balm with you
    - she lets you see her without makeup in the morning
    - its an empty bus and she sits close to you
    - she doesn't pretend to be full and actually eats her normal portions
    - she lets you use her comb
    - you are the first person she calls when her dog dies
    - she isn't angry with you when you laugh about her dog dying
    - you use her Clinque soap to wash the cutlery and she does not scream
    - she lets you see her old fat photos in childhood
    - you email and ask replies with a 10 page answer detail what she has done and will do for the next ten days, with lots of invitations to join her or blanks of free time
    - she rather take the bus home with you than get a ride from a guy with a Merc
    - after you send her home, she wants to know you arrived home safe
    - when you break a memento from her ex, she stares at you and says “its time that is gone”
    I've seen a cartoon strip somewhere where a dude keyed in his dream girl wish list, not too different from the one above, into the World's most powerful computer to see how his dream girl would look like.

    The computer took a few seconds to find the dream girl that would meet all his wish list and demands. The result was simply a picture of his right hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohgui View Post
    big car = toyota crown taxi

    and mind you... they can be fast too in the hands of some crazy uncles...
    LOL!

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    oh my gosh, which girl is THIS stupid?
    so degrading to the female species........tsk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunbucker View Post
    I've seen a cartoon strip somewhere where a dude keyed in his dream girl wish list, not too different from the one above, into the World's most powerful computer to see how his dream girl would look like.

    The computer took a few seconds to find the dream girl that would meet all his wish list and demands. The result was simply a picture of his right hand.
    Ha ha Self service is the best form of service

    This list is kinda degrading too you know. I mean the girl has to have some self respect innit?
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    In case anyone was wondering, all the items described are real, albeit not all in a single person.

    Guys too tend to do such things to the girls.

    Like:

    The girl stays in JB and you still say on the way....

    She is 3 hours late and you smile sweetly

    She keeps her wallet in your glove compartment and shops on your card and you are cool

    She asks you to fetch her entire clan around and you feel honored...
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    Guys too tend to do such things to the girls.

    Like:

    The girl stays in JB and you still say on the way....
    If the girl is really keen/interested in you, I'm sure she would make things/life easier for you, unless her intention is to treat you as a sucker from the very start.

    She is 3 hours late and you smile sweetly
    Unless she is really held up by some urgent matters, if not, I dun think she is really keen on you.

    She keeps her wallet in your glove compartment and shops on your card and you are cool
    If she really does that on the first few meetings, I think she is more keen/interested in your wallet than you. Unless she is already your gf, thats another story. If not, you've just ladelled yourself as Mr Carrot Head.

    She asks you to fetch her entire clan around and you feel honored
    Dun mind coz you need to score some points once in awhile...but so far, I got no feeling of honored ...hahaha

    Above are just my personal view
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    on the bench, she stroke her hands on your legs while telling u her happy stuff..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exposure View Post
    on the bench, she stroke her hands on your legs while telling u her happy stuff..
    Reminds me of some pubs at Duxton

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    Quote Originally Posted by dennisc View Post
    In SG, this kind of girl exist, only if you're rich and drive a big car
    You mean Drive HINO BigFoot Container Like this below ?????

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    when you got millions and property and she is prepared to stab someone to death to fight for what she thinks is her rightful share

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    Quote Originally Posted by stprmit View Post
    You mean Drive HINO BigFoot Container Like this below ?????

    WOW....... does it transform?

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    This one sounds more logical than the first one. hahaha XD

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    You know, if you've really found a girl that fulfills even half of those listed, please cherish and treasure her for she is really really very rare.

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    my gf would spend countless hours with me before we started going out. she met my parents, would sit in front of the tv with me for about 12 hours and not complain at all. she would stay out all night even when she was beyond tired and never complain. in the end it was me who didn't realise she was interested until one day i got an sms from her saying that i need to do something.

    moral of the story is that guys are terrible with hints and just need to be told.

    anyway, maybe you guys should come to melbourne =P sounds like singaporean girls are too up tight. ABC ones are easier going haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_1337 View Post
    maybe you guys should come to melbourne =P

    sounds like singaporean girls are too up tight. ABC ones are easier going.
    sounds great!
    the grass is always greener on the other side.
    but are they HM (high maintenance) ones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon_84 View Post
    sounds great!
    the grass is always greener on the other side.
    but are they HM (high maintenance) ones?
    of course there will be high maintenance ones around but usually they are very easy going.

    my friends and cousins in singapore only ever tell me bad things about singaporean girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_1337 View Post
    of course there will be high maintenance ones around but usually they are very easy going.

    my friends and cousins in singapore only ever tell me bad things about singaporean girls.
    What do you mean by "very easy going"?

    You mean they will go away very easily?

    Fly by night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    What do you mean by "very easy going"?

    You mean they will go away very easily?

    Fly by night?
    hahah no...i mean it in the context of down to earth, not pretentious, etc.
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    Normally the cave woman will beckon you into the cave with a bewitching smile and a little delightful dance to show her keeness in you.

    If you are lucky you'll eventually join the many skulls hanging at the cave entrance which are her proud exhibit of previous love conquests.

    By then you'll appreciate the true meaning of Man Eater.

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