5th July 2003, 12:49 AM
Shopping for a Husband
> Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in
> Dallas, where women could
> go to choose a husband from among many men.
> It was laid out in five floors, with the men
> increasing in positive
> attributes as you ascended.
> The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
> floor, you HAD to choose
> a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you
> couldn't go back down
> except to leave the place, never to return.
> A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center
> to find some
> First floor
> The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
> love kids." The women
> read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than
> not having a job, or not
> loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up
> they went.
> Second floor
> The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
> love kids, and are
> extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies.
> But, I wonder what's
> further up?
> Third floor
> This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
> are extremely good
> looking, love kids and help with the housework."
> Wow! Said the women. Very
> tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they
> Fourth floor
> This door had a sign saying "These men have high
> paying jobs, love kids,
> extremely good looking, help with the housework, and
> have a strong romantic
> streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be
> awaiting us further on!
> So up to the fifth floor they went.
> Fifth floor
> The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
> exists only to prove
> that women are impossible to please. Goodbye."
5th July 2003, 01:21 AM
actually the moral of the story applies to both guys and girls - don't waste your time looking for the 'perfect' partner, nor gripe continuously about the aspects that ur partner is lacking in.
Instead accept things as they are, and adapt urself instead to make do with what you already have
5th July 2003, 01:33 AM
Ha! ha! Great! That's why I am still single........