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    Found this info at dpreview forum very funny and wanna share with pple here



    Canon this and Canon that.
    Canon G2 with a crack.
    No! No Good! Must send it back!
    Customers feel out of whack.

    Canon here and Canon there.
    SLRs cause much despair
    You bought a D60 where?
    Pulling out each other's hair.

    Canon One, Canon Two
    This is madness, I will sue!
    You'll sue me and I'll sue you
    and we'll sue Hiro K. Matsu !

    Sigma Zoom? That is a crime!
    You can't be sharp if it's not prime!
    Except for me, and I'll do well
    I'll use my zoom, for it's an "L".

    Alas, what's that? The day is done?
    The sun's gone down and dark has come?
    To take a shot, the point is moot
    unless I photograph a Xoot.

    So sleep I will and rest the night
    and when I wake upon daylight
    I'll leave the forum for a while
    And photograph to make me smile.


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    haha, good, good, thx for sharing

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    Bump!

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    is there one for Nikon fans?

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    Nikon this and Nikon that
    Nikon S4 with a crack.
    No! No Good! Must send it back!
    Customers feel out of whack.

    Nikon here and Nikon there.
    SLRs cause much despair
    You bought a D65 where?
    Pulling out each other's hair.

    Nikon One, Nikon Two
    This is madness, I will sue!
    You'll sue me and I'll sue you
    and we'll sue Hiro K. Matsu !

    Sigma Zoom? That is a crime!
    You can't be sharp if it's not prime!
    Except for me, and I'll do well
    I'll use my zoom, for it's an "L".

    Alas, what's that? The day is done?
    The sun's gone down and dark has come?
    To take a shot, the point is moot
    unless I photograph a Xoot.

    So sleep I will and rest the night
    and when I wake upon daylight
    I'll leave the forum for a while
    And photograph to make me smile.



    ...eh make changes

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanlim
    Nikon this and Nikon that
    ..................
    Come on, be original.
    don't go and copy from other.


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    Default A little POEM for Nikon Users

    Nikon, constantly I'm with
    Favoured weapon of the Sith
    I love her more than my bride
    She called me to the dark side!

    Nikon, nothing else is swell
    As confirmed by Ken Rockwell
    Nikon's flash is without peer
    Use it well, you'll have no fear!

    Razor sharp, my Nikon lens
    Wonderful for confidence
    Every minute detail shown
    Canon? They can only groan!

    Buy one now, you won't regret
    Nikon, ever faithful pet
    Do not sell, or you will cry
    Rather, always Buy Buy Buy!

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    Default Re: A little POEM for Nikon Users

    Quote Originally Posted by zaren
    Nikon, constantly I'm with
    Favoured weapon of the Sith
    I love her more than my bride
    She called me to the dark side!

    Nikon, nothing else is swell
    As confirmed by Ken Rockwell
    Nikon's flash is without peer
    Use it well, you'll have no fear!

    Razor sharp, my Nikon lens
    Wonderful for confidence
    Every minute detail shown
    Canon? They can only groan!

    Buy one now, you won't regret
    Nikon, ever faithful pet
    Do not sell, or you will cry
    Rather, always Buy Buy Buy!

    man... zaren, u're
    If Life worked on auto mode then manual mode for photography would have never existed.” ― Deeksha Mittal

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaren
    Nikon, constantly I'm with
    Favoured weapon of the Sith
    I love her more than my bride
    She called me to the dark side!

    Nikon, nothing else is swell
    As confirmed by Ken Rockwell
    Nikon's flash is without peer
    Use it well, you'll have no fear!

    Razor sharp, my Nikon lens
    Wonderful for confidence
    Every minute detail shown
    Canon? They can only groan!

    Buy one now, you won't regret
    Nikon, ever faithful pet
    Do not sell, or you will cry
    Rather, always Buy Buy Buy!

    wah z u best

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    wah, i salute you man , almost 4 years old thread also can find.
    photography makes one sees things from all angles.

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    Canon’s always a step ahead,
    Flaunting lenses with a ring of red.
    Even their bodies are highly-famed,
    Especially since they have full-frame.

    Their range of lenses never fails to impress,
    Akin to the lightsabers which Jedis grasp.
    Never underestimate a lens that’s white,
    For it represents the exhilaration of sight.

    Imagine someday you see amongst reuters,
    Someone armed with a 1200 millimeters.
    Holy cow! What a lucky guy!
    His daddy must be the sultan of Brunei!

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    EOS isn't really Exhilaration of Sight...for those who don't know..
    eat. drink. shoot

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    Haha! Let me try this:

    DSLR or SLR
    Canon's the best and there's nothing on par
    The feel, the touch, that midas touch
    It's perfect and great for any photog nut.

    1D, 5D or 20D
    It's a must have for you and me
    For portraits, travel or nature world
    It's easy to use for both young and old.

    Whether primes, zooms or telephotos,
    Perfect pictures with perfect pose.
    Never ever leave home without it,
    Otherwise you'll live to regret it.

    So go get your 'ang pows' ready,
    Head straight down with all your money.
    Buy and buy, shop and shop
    Till you own every Canon that can be bought.


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    Nice poems.


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    bravo bravo, very entertaining

    anymore from the fuji and sony side? i love to see how people sar kar the brands ever so creative

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    Haha very bored and ceative people on this forum
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    thx NW and witness....your turn next!

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    Well guys, what about Olympus ?
    Take real sharp photo's with no fuss
    The competition all look quite sus
    They should be used by all of us.

    The 4/3rd system has others thinking
    If we don't join, "will we be sinking ?"
    A universal mount for all to use
    No more "your lens I cant use"

    Your picture shows "you got dust"
    It won't from my great Olympus
    I change my lens without a fear
    Cause I have ultra-sonic gear.

    Your number of lens is 62?
    Well mine are only but a few
    All digital, not film, all quality +
    So guys, what about Olympus ?
    Time, is an effortless construction :)

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    if ever one of the camera manufacturer sees this page, i think it might just inspire them to have a poietry contest.

    super man, i am very impress with all your powerful english
    photography makes one sees things from all angles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by +evenstar
    EOS isn't really Exhilaration of Sight...for those who don't know..
    then what does EOS stand for?
    “How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.” - Adolf Hitler

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