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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunbucker View Post
    LOL!

    The new SIA ticketing desk

    Rich old broad: "I want a business class seat! Only the best one ah..."
    Agent: "Certainly Madam. Would that be a Slapping or Non-Slapping seat?"
    Rich old broad: "Err, what much is the slapping seat?"
    Agent: "From our last sale, it went for S$250,000 and a warning. Would that be satisfactory?"
    Rich old broad: "Hmmm, 250k ah? That's barely 41% of a peanut! Ok, onz!" (N.B. One Peanut = S$600,000 in the world of the rich and famous)
    photography makes one sees things from all angles.

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    I am opening a school to teach these people how to slap. $250k a slap must really slap until pleasure sia.

    Then I will buy manique for my students to practise first. Cheap cheap $500 per slap on manique.

    Anyone interested to be the shareholders of my school??

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazmee View Post
    I want to print T-shirts that says 'Slap me silly' or maybe 'Slap me to retirement'.
    slap me silly, slap me please, so i can be wealthy.
    photography makes one sees things from all angles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by denniskee View Post
    i am a simple man,

    3.5k x 12mths x 44yrs = $1,848,000

    slap me, slap me.
    u never add 13th month bonus, performance bonus... blah blah blah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt View Post
    u never add 13th month bonus, performance bonus... blah blah blah...
    i had work in companies that doesnt pay 13mth and increment is like 2digit. so just give a round figure that include everything plus cpf, assuming 2k salary.

    also, as you age from 40, your value starts to drop, lucky if can get job with similar pay you received previously get.

    i am but a simple man looking for a simple way to secure my simple future.

    i think we should have like those in japan

    1) restaurants which have a place for customer to smash plates, bowls, cups.....

    2) companies which have a basement/room where you can paste the face of the bosses you hate on a dummy and bash it with a 4 by 2.
    photography makes one sees things from all angles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by denniskee View Post
    i had work in companies that doesnt pay 13mth and increment is like 2digit. so just give a round figure that include everything plus cpf, assuming 2k salary.

    also, as you age from 40, your value starts to drop, lucky if can get job with similar pay you received previously get.

    i am but a simple man looking for a simple way to secure my simple future.

    i think we should have like those in japan

    1) restaurants which have a place for customer to smash plates, bowls, cups.....

    2) companies which have a basement/room where you can paste the face of the bosses you hate on a dummy and bash it with a 4 by 2.
    wah u repeat twice... u seem stress... your company bo basement to put face of bosses and no place for you to throw plates...
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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    80 slaps can retire loh
    Give me 4 slaps and I can become a millionaire
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    Default Re: SIA Steward Slapping: Let Off with Warning

    Hmm why at first so special, state sue the woman. Or was it a civil suit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wranger View Post
    Give me 4 slaps and I can become a millionaire
    u guys like idolising being slap... probably can have a reality program... viewers get to vote for their favorite idol being slapped... the winner walks away with 1million...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wranger View Post
    Give me 4 slaps and I can become a millionaire
    i will let her slap me for a day

    and become billionaire

    heck, i'll even polish my face for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i will let her slap me for a day

    and become billionaire

    heck, i'll even polish my face for it!
    to give it more texture, dun shave...
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    With so many people wanting to be slapped, probably a promotion is needed to differentiate from the rest. Buy 10 slaps get 1 free..

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    so may ppl waiting to be slap, so it is like so many xmm charging monies for shoot.....so sad......
    Eat breath LIVERPOOL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fotoudavid View Post
    so may ppl waiting to be slap, so it is like so many xmm charging monies for shoot.....so sad......
    xmm wait to shoot
    here ppl wait to dio piak
    tai tais wait to slap u with money...

    who resisting... indirectly funding the xmm shoot.
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    Default Re: SIA Steward Slapping: Let Off with Warning

    This case actually worked if you do not provoke the person into slaping you. If you do it intentionally, you probably deserved it!
    "Photography is an austere and blazing poetry of the real" -Ansel Adams

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    I sense a whole lot of jealousy. sigh.

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    Default Re: SIA Steward Slapping: Let Off with Warning

    there's a passage in the bible where it says, "If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer him your left cheek"

    woah!!! that'd be nice

    if she reads the bible, she'd be $500k richer... hahahaha...
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    Default Re: SIA Steward Slapping: Let Off with Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by seanlim View Post
    I sense a whole lot of jealousy. sigh.
    yes, yes. i am jealous, why it didnt happen to me.
    photography makes one sees things from all angles.

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    in this case, a stern warning was probably the fairest ruling. got to put things in perspective, after all. slapping, though reprehensible, is less serious than say throwing a punch (which can lead to serious injury).

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    Default Re: SIA Steward Slapping: Let Off with Warning

    Any lady who likes to pay to slap handsome young guys can PM me.

    I've got a growing list of CSers who are prepared to offer such service.

    "Special" can be negotiable depending on what do you mean by "special".

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