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    Quote Originally Posted by emirates View Post
    might long toilet break. now the whole world knows bout it. just saw the news on ABC, BBC and so on. hope our high tech systems track him done before its tooo late or he crosses the border
    Imagine if he had escaped last week during the airshow..?
    More international press around then.. Bad bad way to impress overseas investors..

    Btw, anyone checks those aircraft before takeoff..?
    What if he tries to sneak aboard..?? Or seletar airport for that matter..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by garou12 View Post
    ...now i wonder if mediacock will make a drama outta this?
    Make sure they get Edison to star in it.

    He's very free now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emirates View Post
    ...hope our high tech systems track him done before its tooo late or he crosses the border
    hah?....

    I beg your pardon, what sort of "high tech systems" are you talking about?

    All you need is a stick and a dog with you to catch a criminal.

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    Singapore Version, coming to your tv real soon.. A man with a purpose, A man of god, A man that will change singapore forever!










    Toilet Break!





    Watch in amazment how one man, escape a high security Detention Center..

    Every Wednesday 9pm on your favourite Channel 99!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovells19 View Post
    Singapore Version, coming to your tv real soon.. A man with a purpose, A man of god, A man that will change singapore forever!










    Toilet Break!





    Watch in amazment how one man, escape a high security Detention Center..

    Every Wednesday 9pm on your favourite Channel 99!!
    na la jamban break has a better ring to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    hah?....

    I beg your pardon, what sort of "high tech systems" are you talking about?

    All you need is a stick and a dog with you to catch a criminal.
    Sion, you mean you dunno? The one where they plant a micro transmitter on him and wait for him to go back to the terrorist cell. And then using formidable tracking technology, zoom in on his position and apprehend the JI in one fell swoop. Or even better, wait even longer until the JI link up with al qaeda hq. THEN we can once and for all end the reign of terrorism by cooperating with the US, using weapons of mass destruction to annihilate and destroy the phantom menace with one joint, united and formidable effort.

    ps: sorry if i fail at satire, sleepy after lunch.
    flickr me here ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovells19 View Post
    Singapore Version, coming to your tv real soon.. A man with a purpose, A man of god, A man that will change singapore forever!


    Toilet Break!


    Watch in amazment how one man, escape a high security Detention Center..

    Every Wednesday 9pm on your favourite Channel 99!!
    It won't involve a pink Macbook. Will it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamzcape View Post
    Sion, you mean you dunno? The one where they plant a micro transmitter on him and wait for him to go back to the terrorist cell. And then using formidable tracking technology, zoom in on his position and apprehend the JI in one fell swoop. Or even better, wait even longer until the JI link up with al qaeda hq. THEN we can once and for all end the reign of terrorism by cooperating with the US, using weapons of mass destruction to annihilate and destroy the phantom menace with one joint, united and formidable effort.

    ps: sorry if i fail at satire, sleepy after lunch.
    HAHAHA ... I bet that they put the nano micro-transmitter in his food and then "release" him ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hanqiang1011 View Post
    He is the overall-in-charge but that does not mean he is not concerned. He cant possibly oversee each and every single department.
    yes, but he should explain how it happened, and what measures will be taken to prevent it from happening again...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Make sure they get Edison to star in it.

    He's very free now.
    not free lah... got next part of Batman to film...

    Quote Originally Posted by aloyyolaaloy View Post
    did they search the longkangs or not
    no such thing as a formidable wall
    that's a job for ... ... ... longkangman...

    Quote Originally Posted by Youhong View Post
    Don't worry... The "Police have also formed a formidable blockade around Malcolm Park, near the Singapore Chinese Girls' School."
    phew... at least the girls are safe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by garou12 View Post
    na la jamban break has a better ring to it
    The opening scene will have a line of water hitting the urinal wall in semi-darkness with classical Chinese music borrowed from 大醉俠.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ally View Post
    DPM just apologised in Parliament..

    Seems like JI dude went for toilet break during family visit, and made a break for it..

    Now that's a crappy way to lose a guy...
    maybe the toilet sewerage system is linked to outside, so simply flush himself out otherwise how come he could avoid detection at the gates ...

    classically, toilet break is the best break that a detainee has ... you would not want to see a man relieving himself all and sundry ...

    the next thing coming up is probably a transparent toilet for detainees ... "U never gonna be out of my sight" ; pppppppppppppppppp

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    Quote Originally Posted by theRBK View Post
    not free lah... got next part of Batman to film...
    I bet they'll have a hard time to find an actress to want to be "Batwoman".

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamzcape View Post
    Sion, you mean you dunno? The one where they plant a micro transmitter on him and wait for him to go back to the terrorist cell. And then using formidable tracking technology, zoom in on his position and apprehend the JI in one fell swoop. Or even better, wait even longer until the JI link up with al qaeda hq. THEN we can once and for all end the reign of terrorism by cooperating with the US, using weapons of mass destruction to annihilate and destroy the phantom menace with one joint, united and formidable effort.

    ps: sorry if i fail at satire, sleepy after lunch.
    been watching 'hitman' the movie? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamzcape View Post
    Sion, you mean you dunno? The one where they plant a micro transmitter on him and wait for him to go back to the terrorist cell. And then using formidable tracking technology, zoom in on his position and apprehend the JI in one fell swoop. Or even better, wait even longer until the JI link up with al qaeda hq. THEN we can once and for all end the reign of terrorism by cooperating with the US, using weapons of mass destruction to annihilate and destroy the phantom menace with one joint, united and formidable effort.

    ps: sorry if i fail at satire, sleepy after lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lenscapes View Post
    been watching 'hitman' the movie? lol
    haha no...just some mental gibberish that sprouted from my creative consciousness.

    i am wondering though, maybe his whole limping thing was saved for this moment. Actually he can walk fine, but now desperate, start to run or walk, since first thing people wil look out for is a limping fella.
    flickr me here ;)

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    Default Re: JI detainee does a prison break.

    The Plot is like this

    Its easy to escape, when you're a piece of Crap, all you need to do is to flush yourself down the toilet and you're free!

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    Quote Originally Posted by theRBK View Post

    not free lah... got next part of Batman to film...
    that's assuming edison can pull his own prison break

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovells19 View Post
    The Plot is like this

    Its easy to escape, when you're a piece of Crap, all you need to do is to flush yourself down the toilet and you're free!
    that's the origin of mr hankey the christmas poo!

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    It will be equally interesting to know who's gonna have his head chop for this incident. CO of the camp or duty officer in charge.

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    Imagined he already escaped to neighbouring country like Indonesia... Linked up with his JI network.... Stay low/planned for 2 yrs n striked at the Youth Olympics 2010!!!!

    Kaoz... so much talk abt the 'security' in SG... really disgusting to know his escape..

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