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    Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

    Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
    Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what
    he came up with .....

    1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

    10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

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    You'll Never Walk Alone! - i have the best job in the world!

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    Default Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

    thanks melvin for bringing some laughs to an otherwise miserable day at work.
    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt....

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    Quote Originally Posted by asterixsg View Post
    thanks melvin for bringing some laughs to an otherwise miserable day at work.
    HAhaha.....no prob.... tot of cheering up abit if not going to have mid-week blues...

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    [QUOTE=melvin;3724295]Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. /QUOTE]

    I'm sure in the country of Newton, Dirac, and Turing, they would be able to come up with "The first ten positive integers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10."

    On the other hand, what you're offering is neither Malay, nor Chinese, nor Tamil, nor English...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleWolf View Post
    On the other hand, what you're offering is neither Malay, nor Chinese, nor Tamil, nor English...
    Take a chill pill, you've been working too hard, obviously.

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    that's a pretty good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvin View Post
    Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.......
    This is to prove that Ah Mohs cannot count?

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    thanks melvin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    This is to prove that Ah Mohs cannot count?
    That is why we are the TOP Nation in SMSes! Thats the sms language!

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvin View Post
    Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

    Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
    Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what
    he came up with .....

    1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

    10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.


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    WOW!PRO!!!!
    hahaha~

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    Default Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

    Shared it with my teachers during a workshop and they had a really good laugh ... thanks!

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