# Thread: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

1. ## Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what
he came up with .....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

3. ## Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

thanks melvin for bringing some laughs to an otherwise miserable day at work.

4. ## Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

Originally Posted by asterixsg
thanks melvin for bringing some laughs to an otherwise miserable day at work.
HAhaha.....no prob.... tot of cheering up abit if not going to have mid-week blues...

5. ## Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

[QUOTE=melvin;3724295]Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. /QUOTE]

I'm sure in the country of Newton, Dirac, and Turing, they would be able to come up with "The first ten positive integers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10."

On the other hand, what you're offering is neither Malay, nor Chinese, nor Tamil, nor English...

6. ## Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

Originally Posted by LittleWolf
On the other hand, what you're offering is neither Malay, nor Chinese, nor Tamil, nor English...
Take a chill pill, you've been working too hard, obviously.

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that's a pretty good one.

8. ## Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

Originally Posted by melvin
Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.......
This is to prove that Ah Mohs cannot count?

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thanks melvin!

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Originally Posted by Sion
This is to prove that Ah Mohs cannot count?
That is why we are the TOP Nation in SMSes! Thats the sms language!

11. ## Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

Originally Posted by melvin
Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what
he came up with .....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

WOW!PRO!!!!
hahaha~

13. ## Re: Even englishman could not construct sentence...but we can...

Shared it with my teachers during a workshop and they had a really good laugh ... thanks!

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