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    Default My 'one' longer then your 'one'................

    How long is your one?



    I have one

    You have one

    Your mother uses your father's one

    And your auntie uses your uncle' s one

    A married lady would acquire one

    But a divorced lady would lose her one

    A Pope doesn't use his one

    Lord Krishna had a long-long one

    Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one

    Suthichai YOON. has a shorter one

    Madonna doesn' t have one

    The Chinese usually have short ones

    While the Arabian usually have long ones

    Do you have one?
    How long is your one?

    I know what you are thinking of!

    Think again.
    Stop being so dirty-minded!!


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    'One' = surname! What were you thinking?

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    tats has gotta be the oldest dirty riddle. i heard it like 30 years ago.

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    Thats very funny Mine is a short short one
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    Default Re: My 'one' longer then your 'one'................

    Wah I think I heard this in 1976 from my classmate who was so proub of this riddle and was telling everyone about it heheh... It rank up there with :

    "what is long and hard when put in a mouth become soft" and sticky. heheheh
    Last edited by sammy888; 19th December 2007 at 02:48 PM.

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    what about "hard hard in, soft soft out. in out in out juice come out."

    old skool!

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    sugarcane

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    Default Re: My 'one' longer then your 'one'................

    wah piang this joke riddles all really old school leh heheh
    ..alot of old farts here heheh

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    Either alot of old farts or young tarts (who haven't heard of it) right?...

    Quote Originally Posted by sammy888 View Post
    wah piang this joke riddles all really old school leh heheh
    ..alot of old farts here heheh

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    Default Re: My 'one' longer then your 'one'................

    compare telephoto lenses arrr ??

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    Default Re: My 'one' longer then your 'one'................

    Quote Originally Posted by nuts View Post
    Either alot of old farts or young tarts (who haven't heard of it) right?...
    Don't know. I am in the old fart category heheheh

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    i think age just caught up with me

    i know i was old... but wow... that old huh! lol
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    Default Re: My 'one' longer then your 'one'................

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    Default Re: My 'one' longer then your 'one'................

    Quote Originally Posted by sammy888 View Post
    Wah I think I heard this in 1976 from my classmate who was so proub of this riddle and was telling everyone about it heheh... It rank up there with :

    "what is long and hard when put in a mouth become soft" and sticky. heheheh
    think should be :
    what's hard and is hairy on one side, when put in side the mouth, goes in and out and produces white foam
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