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    Default Re: The joys of being single

    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn View Post
    More like backside itchy see whether Nikkors can fit into Canons without an adapter....
    hahahahahahahahah..... use a shoe horn lor heh

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    Default Re: The joys of being single

    Quote Originally Posted by megaweb View Post
    The downside is
    - lonely
    - no one will take care of you when fall sick
    or even worst,
    die inside your house, nobody even notice,
    until some photographers from CS looking to shoot models in a run down house
    and found you in your house after a few years.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn View Post
    More like backside itchy see whether Nikkors can fit into Canons without an adapter....
    There are many specialist clinics in Geylang for such a itch with or without the use of an adapter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights View Post
    or even worst,
    die inside your house, nobody even notice,
    until some photographers from CS looking to shoot models in a run down house
    and found you in your house after a few years.....
    And your skeleton will become famous in the multiple postings in P&S.

    Then an enterprising auntie starts to sell $5 entrance tickets to shoot you.

    After that every night also got CS photographers come with their models to kacau the place. You sleep also cannot.

    Worse come the CS 4D diehard hunters who desperately want to upgrade to 20MP DSLR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megaweb View Post
    The downside is
    - lonely
    - no one will take care of you when fall sick
    I fell ill once, my wife sent the kids to school and went to work leaving me alone at home...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gombat View Post
    I fell ill once, my wife sent the kids to school and went to work leaving me alone at home...........
    that's not too bad, if they all gather next to you and didn't go to work or school, you know you are in deep sh1t liao.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights View Post
    that's not too bad, if they all gather next to you and didn't go to work or school, you know you are in deep sh1t liao.....
    After a long struggle with the BBB virus, Michael's health takes a turn for the worse. Whole family seen gathered around his bed, tearful pleading can be heard in the BG. Dark, somber mood.

    Wife: Da, ple...please hang on ... think of the children... (sobs)

    Emily, 7, tries to shake her father's limp arm: Daddy, daddy, pease donch sleep...

    David, 14, regretfully: Father, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to trash your Nikon ...

    Wife: DAAR, you still haben gif us your last 4D numbers!

    SFX: Sound of loud collective wailing, camera pulls back slowly, lights down, haunting mandolin music up, fade and cut.
    Last edited by Dream Merchant; 30th November 2007 at 08:34 AM.

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    Default Re: The joys of being single

    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    After a long struggle with the BBB virus, Michael's health takes a turn for the worse. Whole family seen gathered around his bed, tearful pleading can be heard in the BG. Dark, somber mood.

    Wife: Da, ple...please hang on ... think of the children... (sobs)

    Emily, 7, tries to shake her father's limp arm: Daddy, daddy, pease donch sleep...

    David, 14, regretfully: Father, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to trash your Nikon ...

    Wife: DAAR, you still haben gif us your last 4D numbers!

    SFX: Sound of loud collective wailing, camera pulls back slowly, lights down, haunting mandolin music up, fade and cut.

    So drama. I vote u for the best Drama script of the year 2007 award...Keep it up.

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    HUH?

    No lah ... I got my 'inspiration' from what Catchlights wrote.

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    Default Re: The joys of being single

    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    After a long struggle with the BBB virus, Michael's health takes a turn for the worse. Whole family seen gathered around his bed, tearful pleading can be heard in the BG. Dark, somber mood.

    ...............
    so touching ..........sob sob sob.....


    if someone is single, maybe can play this at he last moment till he kick the bucket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elias601 View Post
    So drama. I vote u for the best Drama script of the year 2007 award...Keep it up.
    in case you don't know, DM is a copywriter, this, is only a "chicken feed".
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    Default Re: The joys of being single

    Quote Originally Posted by Gombat View Post
    I fell ill once, my wife sent the kids to school and went to work leaving me alone at home...........
    But your sickness suddenly disappeared when the pretty Fillipino maid arrived to clean the house.

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