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    Haha that was a good one. Thanks for Sharing.

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    how come read 1/2 way talk about maths... lol...
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    Legalise porn damnit.

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    He said he found no problem with the couple but later discovered that the husband withdrew just before ejaculating.
    hmm his manual must have written, for external application only... probably mixed up the lubricant instruction manual... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn View Post
    Legalise porn damnit.
    ^5
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    her hymen wear armour leh..1000 times...times 3million sperm each time = 3billion attacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt View Post
    hmm his manual must have written, for external application only... probably mixed up the lubricant instruction manual... lol

    I think the Instructional Videos from Japan was for Pleasure but not for baby making.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt View Post
    hmm his manual must have written, for external application only... probably mixed up the lubricant instruction manual... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt View Post
    hmm his manual must have written, for external application only... probably mixed up the lubricant instruction manual... lol
    Or he must have watched too much Japanese XXX AV liao....where they usually withdraw before ejaculating.

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    The doc muz be very rich with the name Fa Cai.

    But after examining so many private parts, dunno still got good luck or not......
    I love big car, big house, big lenses, but small apertures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garion View Post
    Or he must have watched too much Japanese XXX AV liao....where they usually withdraw before ejaculating.
    u have as much exposure to japanese AV as him! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garion View Post
    Or he must have watched too much Japanese XXX AV liao....where they usually withdraw before ejaculating.
    Must be on purpose one.

    Classic case of wife want, husband don't want (a baby that is).

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallaperture View Post
    The doc muz be very rich with the name Fa Cai.

    But after examining so many private parts, dunno still got good luck or not......
    such doctors normally die from Internal Bleeding. Can see but cannot do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallaperture View Post
    The doc muz be very rich with the name Fa Cai.

    But after examining so many private parts, dunno still got good luck or not......
    and he everyday looking at 'fa cai' the vegetable that looks like hair..i think new year he also no appetite to eat that haha

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    wah another CS reporter, go everywhere dig news kopitiam machiam summary of news from everywhere, but all gossip news

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin View Post
    wah another CS reporter, go everywhere dig news kopitiam machiam summary of news from everywhere, but all gossip news
    trailer of The Noose on CS

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallaperture View Post
    The doc muz be very rich with the name Fa Cai.

    But after examining so many private parts, dunno still got good luck or not......
    his name coincide with the things he see everyday... everyday see bunches of fa cai...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprintist View Post
    and he everyday looking at 'fa cai' the vegetable that looks like hair..i think new year he also no appetite to eat that haha
    lol ^5!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garion View Post
    Or he must have watched too much Japanese XXX AV liao....where they usually withdraw before ejaculating.
    lucky he never mix up his manual with his face shop facial products... or did he...
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