A piece of advice while flying
After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded theplane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.. As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a6 ft 3' black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up fromhis seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, 'HIJACK!' Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen. And twostewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when anothervoice answered from the back of the plane: 'HI JOHN!'
The moral of the story is: If you have a friend named Jack, for goodnesssake don't ever call him in the plane. Otherwise you mayland yourself in trouble.