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    Default 25 Year Old Beauty Seeks Rich Banker

    Found a short news article of this in the Straits Times today but article was just a summary. But managed to find the full version of it which was already remove from craigh list by the gold digger woman after being "lecture" by a prospective banker.

    It's darn interesting, funny and rather realistic. How would this apply our own 5Cs ladies locally I wonder heeeeee

    If there is a problem with sharing this here...sorry..please remove it. Cheers...



    25 Year Old Beauty Seeks Rich Banker
    05/10/2007 following exchange took place on Craigslist - don’t misss investment banker's response


    'What am I doing wrong?’
    Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

    Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board ? Any wives ? Could you send me some tips ? I dated a business man who made an average of around 200 - 250K. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won’t get me to Central Park West. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker, and lives in Tribeca. She’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right ? How do I get to her level ?

    Here are my questions specifically:
    - Where do you single rich men hang out ? Give me specifics - bars, restaurants, gyms
    - What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings
    - Is there an age range I should be targeting ?
    - Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the so plain? I’ve seen really ‘Plain Jane’ boring types, who have nothing to offer incredibly wealthy guys. Then I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the . What’s the story there ?

    - Lawyers, investment bankers, doctors. How much do those guys really make ? And where do the hedge fund guys hang out ?

    - How do you rich guys decide on marriage vs. just a girlfriend ? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY.
    Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial - at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice hearth and home'.

    An Investment Banker's Response:

    Dear Pers-431649184:
    'I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.

    Firstly, I’m not wasting your time. I qualify as a guy who fits your bill - that is, I make more than $500K per year. That said, here’s how I see it:

    Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is a plain and simple crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity - in fact, it is very likely that my income will increase, but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

    So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, however, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain - you’re 25 now and will likely remain pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 - stick a fork in you!

    So, in Wall Street terms, we'd call you a trading position - not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to 'buy you' (which is what you’re asking) - so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following: if my money were to go away, so would you - so when your beauty fades I need an out too. It’s as simple as that. So the deal that makes sense for me is dating, not marriage.

    Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as 'articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful' as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that, if you are as gorgeous as you say you are, your $500K man hasn’t found you - if only for a tryout.

    By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money - and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

    With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic 'pump and dump'. I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, please let me know'.
    Last edited by sammy888; 12th October 2007 at 10:22 PM.

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    I love the way the man answer her back.

    Sounds so like stock market trading.

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    LOL

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    She seems like a typical girl nowadays. All their questions are geared towards finding if you have the Cs.

    As guys we should play smart & pretend we do not have Cs even though we have Bs.

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    "pump and dump"

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    classic...

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    Default Re: 25 Year Old Beauty Seeks Rich Banker

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla Invades View Post
    I love the way the man answer her back.

    Sounds so like stock market trading.
    And he does it so cool and without going over the top heheh...He is one cool cucumber.

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    There is a Disney Fairy tale called beauty and the beast. This article simply changed the story The Beauty turn into Beast.

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    seriously speaking, minus her arrogance and despo-ness,
    all she asks for is a guy who is up to her requirements?
    500k per annum isnt really alot when put into perspective.

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    aiya going to central park west not hard what
    just go there and camp in the park and claim a little spot as your own, loads of people do that <3

    how about a 21 year old poor boi seeking anyone with money
    ANYONE

    i bring er.. nothing to the table
    maybe my pentax k100d, you can play with it <3 <3 <3
    i promise no one else will get the privelege =)

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    loll i got a good laugh when i read his reply...

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    hahahaha pro pro pro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla Invades View Post
    I love the way the man answer her back.

    Sounds so like stock market trading.
    i agree...witty reply by the guy.
    she deserved the snub.
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    That chick is so p4wn3d.

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    makes total sense in terms or logic... beaut is only skin deep... thats why giselle is the one man sought after... brains and looks can't do without either...

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    Rise of the Great Prostitute - Holy Book of Revelations.

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    Wonder what kinda of reaction from all the ladies that read that article..............

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    she calls herself "classy"?

    pretty but mayb she not "clean"?

    most local girls oni consider guys who r "financially stable". i think most kno wad tt term actually mean, but our society is liddat de wad. like chicken & egg.

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    Default Re: 25 Year Old Beauty Seeks Rich Banker

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla Invades View Post
    Wonder what kinda of reaction from all the ladies that read that article..............
    A murderous intent towards the TS I fear. *siam*

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    saw this poster on sale today <3


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