... or "How some things never change".
I dug up these jokes from my hard disk. I had downloaded them from the internet (then known as BITNET) during the Gulf War in 1991. Goodness knows what else I keep on my hard disks.
Question: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
Answer: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!
Q. Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A. Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Why won't the Israelis cooperate with the US in the Gulf War for
Because the last time they listened to a "bush", they wandered
lost in the desert for forty years!!!
Responding to a report that Saddam has executed his Air Defense and Air Force chiefs for incompetence, LTG Kelley stated: "He has a very dynamic zero-defects program."
Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52"
I heard in the Danish radio news a hour after the surrender, that
the Iraqis was to clean up after themselves in respect to mines.
How does an iraqi mine detector look like ?
(Put the a finger in each ear, close your eyes, put your weight
on one foot, and carefully tap the floor in front of you with the
...A foreigner asks an Iraqi what the population of his
country is. "30 million," he replies. - "30 million??" - "Well,
it's 17 million people, plus 13 million portraits of Saddam."
The latest Persian Gulf War joke is: "What's the most popular bumper sticker in the Iraqi air force? If you can read this, you must be defecting too..."
Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them
New version of an old jokes:
The new version:
An American tourist is visiting Iraq, and he's talking with a
Iraqi about the fact that not many people in Iraq own cars.
The American says, "I can't belive you don't have cars here! How
do you get to work?"
The Iraqi replies, "We take bus."
The American asks, "Well, how do you go on vacations?"
The Iraqi replies, "We take train."
The American asks, "Well, what if you want to go abroad?"
The Iraqi replies, "We don't want go abroad."
The American presses further and asks, "Well, what if you really
HAVE to go abroad?"
The Iraqi replies, "We take tanks."
Saddam Hussein was having terrible nightmares, and so he decided to go to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could find the source of his problem. "I am sorry but I am unable to help you solve your dreams" said the fortune teller, "but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday."
"And which holiday will this be?" he asked.
"It does not matter." she replied. "Any day that you die will be
a Jewish Holiday."
Amnesty International has alleged that Iraqui detainees in the UK
are being kept with no heating, lighting, fresh water or proper
sanitation and that they are being kept awake all night and face
abritrary justice on charges they have not been told about.
When asked to comment, a Home Office spokesman said "We're just trying to make them feel at home"
News Flash: Saddam Hussein claims to have captured 1,000 American lawyers. He plans to release one at a time until we surrender!
I think that the best reason to have the British involved in the
Gulf War is watching British journalist's distaste at having to
say the word "scud".
So how did George Bush persuade the French to take part in the war with Iraq?
The only reason I can think of is that the CIA came up with
irrefutable evidence that Saddam Hussein was a member of