Squashed them under your boots (Shoes) with an extra boogie twist
Spray your insecticide without reservations and great fervor
Make a flame torch out of your insecticide aerosol and torch them live in flames
Amputate them with a penknife or a surgical knife with some biological accuracy
Cooked them in a can over over your stove to see them boogie through the heat of the night
Burn and scald them with battery acid and watch them techno dance to the rain
Bury them live and raw
Decapacitate them and let them go
Powder them with boric powder
Preseve them in a vinegar jar live and see them swim
Impale them in Vlad the Impaler style (aka.Vlad III, Dracula, Drakulya, Tepes)
I usually eat it raw.
Occasionally with chili sauce.
Last edited by Silence Sky; 20th May 2007 at 11:00 PM.
Pluck off its legs one my one, the its wings, then smash it head and use a tooth pick and poke it through its body. Finally dip it in boiling hot water!! Die dirty buggers!!
i love to kill roaches...but in a very slow way...i enjoy looking at them slowly die... i saw 1 in my kitchen...i flip it upside down... most roaches are like turtles...if flipped upside down they will be stucked...but their chances of turning over is 80%...so had to do it real fast... after they are flipped over...i will pour medication oil...those super strong 1...best example is yoko yoko...then i will c them struggle n wiggle...all insect's body there are breathing holes... so i juz sat there...slowly c them suffocate n die...i tried washing liquid solution...tabasco... chilli oil...super glue...anytink tat is liquid n can kill...etc etc...i am evil...muahahaha!!!
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I really hope I stayed far from you...Originally Posted by kcuf2
Haha... the ledgendary 65mm x5 lensOriginally Posted by Sandman77
Err... Wouldn't you get fined by NEA for keeping the wrong pet?Originally Posted by Vinnzcoco
Hmm... I think membership will also be gone...Originally Posted by glennyong
But these dirty bugs runs fast and have a strong instinct of finding a hole to hide in... I can't live well knowing it's still somewhere in the house although there're reasons to believe it'll die soon... I need to see it actually dead... what if...Originally Posted by Six-GHz
I won't be shaking your hands soon...Originally Posted by vespa_bicolor
Hey... but they never respected us also leh... anyhow fly into our houses without aviation permit clearence ... hey... I didn't know you're scared of cockroachesOriginally Posted by Stereobox
Gosh... you've just earned an endless invitation to dinner for from the guys and gals here...Originally Posted by Silence Sky
I didn't know you are into liquids...Originally Posted by Kinano99
when i was a kids, i catch it, use candle, cos when candle big ones melts, it will also stuck the creature also, but when i now grow old, i scare of this little black *******s, when they fly, i cry.
play Enya music endlessly and trap it in the house. It will commit suicide.
the ultimate torture!!!
er, can include in microware them?
I catch them, put them in plastic bag and cook the hell out of them
i hate roaches and whenever i see one and if comes near me, either i scream for help or 2 weeks ago when i got back from my trip, i saw one in my room, right when i closed my room's door and it's amidst my clothes. no one else was home, so i gathered that screaming wont help and i wont be able to sleep unless that bugger is gone. somehow i plucked up enough courage to roll some newspapers that i stacked in my room and smashed it like it's my bloodsworn enemy. i ended up crying and then it looked really dead, not moving. i was about to sweep it when it climbed up my broom!! i screamed and used the broom stick to hit it until the white liquid flowed out and then still kept hitting. it finally died ... i waited like half an hr, didnt dare to move.
i realised the bodies of roaches are really flat so they can hide anywhere, not to mention that they run really, really fast. dont ask me why, i felt like a murderer but I REALLY HATE ROACHES!!
well done in killing the sucker!!!
Its they die or we die!!!
I have a battery powered fly/mosquito zapper shaped like a tennis racquet bought from Taiwan. This is useful for airborne insects and I once used it on a large flying cockroach and it was instantly electrocuted.
hmmm ... i hate roaches too !! but i'm also scared of the ... yacks
they like my toilet ... the last time i saw one in my toilet, i turned on my shower, used hot steam water. and washed it out !!! ... sprayed it until it fell into the drain, as it over turned. Hahaha... then i let the water run until it drowned in my toilet drain... and i wached it decomposed in the next few days .... hahahaha .... my gf say i siao haha.... cause she not scared wan, she see roaches like no reaction wan :x
i hate roaches !!
Used to stay in the hall with a pond with some fish in it..
Whenever I see a cockroach, I'll kick it against a wall so it'll be stunned for a while,
then pick it up and throw it into the pond..
It'll struggle for a little but catching the attention of the fish..
And then it's gobbled up in a flash.
I will usually spray insecticide on them. Just 1 well targetted short spurt is all it takes. Quantity does not help. Insecticide is highly toxic. They will die in time. Just be patient. With each breath, they will take in more toxin... until they die. I don't chase it... so I will know where to find it later.
One thing to note.
Cockroaches can survive for about 2 weeks without a head. It dies of hunger by then...