Punch and/or Kick the Vending machine
Call the vendor till someone picks up and SCREAM
Come back when the shop owner hosting it is back and demand refund
Topple itGo home and get some toolz and come back to rescue your money
Go home and get some toolz, come back to break something
Go home to get your markers and spray paint, it's time for graphic art
Switch off its power from the mains
Ripped off the its power cord
Find the nearest Trash bin and pour the trash in font of the machine
Sleep over it
I usually kick it and out the drink or packet of chips will come. But its those stupid ones that have the front that shows you the chips and all that food kind that pisses me off. They get stuck half way and even kicking will not bring the food down. Also, beware, some of these machines have cameras on them. Vandalisim they say but they are the ones that are "cheating" our $$$.
I don't know about you guys but I sure feel teased by the vending machine when they cheated on me. Added enough fuel for me to do without nuclear power. When I stare at the machine, it stares at me back...
atm rocks. err... vending machine sucks (coins, cashcards and dollar notes)?
its just that ATM is give u money, never ask for return *since they dun do cash deposit in ATM anymore, now got designated one for cashing in*
Vending machine diff, they are made to swallow... for eg now, everybody hit it, bang it, try to put it down, some even kick until miscarriage... can't blame them for having a bad digestion hence constipated...
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It's just a dollar coin. No big deal
When i first see the title of the thread i tot it is the vending machine transform into a robot held u at a knife/gun point to rob u of money!
Anyway just live and let live lar...... call the vending co n tell them of the faulty machine
Any other record holders other than Cheesecake? So many people cannot be only 1 person being there and done it all... or there's only 1 champion?
i got use marker pen and scribble "eat money" before.
i got use tape and tape up the coin slot too.
and back in my schooling days, i even pushed the rubbish bin right in front of the vending machine, opened the lid and left it there! hahahaha
i oso pulled one sinister prank with the rubbish bin. pushed it all the way inside the lift and removed the lid and left it there. haha then i hid one corner and watch bewildered lecturers and students boarding the lift together with the huge rubbish bin!
You'll Never Walk Alone! - i have the best job in the world!
So now we got 2 champions who been there and done it all...
Hey, anyone tried skateboarding or rollerblading into a vending machine before?
I once saw my ex-schoolmate riding his bicycle into one before... letting go just before banging it...
Last edited by eyes; 18th May 2007 at 07:00 AM.
take it as donation. Forget it loh.