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    Quote Originally Posted by smalltake View Post
    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

    The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."
    this one classic man... kekeke

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    A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were chatting.

    "I was going through my daughters stuff and I found a pack of cigarette. I didn't know my daughter smoked." exclaims the redhead.

    The brunette replys," I was goingthrough my daughters stuff and found a bottle of wiskey. I didn't know my daughter drank."

    Now it was the blondes turn. "I was going through my daughters things and found a pack of condoms. I didn't know my daughter had a penis." She declared.

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