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    For those who want to make full use of their handphones, read this..
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    #1 if you want to make full use of your mobile phone : Don't lose it!!


    Just dropped my 2-month old Nokia 6100 in the taxi, and when I called the mobile number, someone cut it off and switched off the phone.


    I hereby curse my phone so that whoever has picked it up and uses it, their ears will fall off.

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    I'm osrry to hear that such a thing has happened Darren.. here is an additional curse...

    May maggots and bottle flies lay their eggs inside his cursed ears, and may his brain be eaten from inside out...
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    Originally posted by Darren
    I hereby curse my phone so that whoever has picked it up and uses it, their ears will fall off.
    what if they pick up and use it to call you? then the curse will take effect and they can't return you your beloved phone? or what if they return you and the curse bounce back on you? Darren you'll look farnie without ears you know...

    ok ok i'm talking rubbish...

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    Originally posted by Darren
    Just dropped my 2-month old Nokia 6100 in the taxi, and when I called the mobile number, someone cut it off and switched off the phone.

    I hereby curse my phone so that whoever has picked it up and uses it, their ears will fall off.
    Sorry to hear that, but your curse may go to wrong person. The end-user of your phone most likely will not be the same person who picked it.

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    Originally posted by Darren
    #1 if you want to make full use of your mobile phone : Don't lose it!!


    Just dropped my 2-month old Nokia 6100 in the taxi, and when I called the mobile number, someone cut it off and switched off the phone.


    I hereby curse my phone so that whoever has picked it up and uses it, their ears will fall off.
    Wow thats one dishonest chap....

    I wun add to the curse, but i wish u get ur phone back....or maybe strike 4d to buy back a new phone.........

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    Originally posted by Larry
    Darren you'll look farnie without ears you know...
    hmmm.... i dunno though .... no hair, then no ears ... later i go swimming, people think I am torpedo ...

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    Originally posted by tsdh
    Sorry to hear that, but your curse may go to wrong person. The end-user of your phone most likely will not be the same person who picked it.
    In that case, modify the curse ...

    Curse the person who FOUND the phone and never bother to take my call... may his/her fingers freeze up with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome so that they forever cannot do SMS, their eyes go color-blind and they cannot enjoy color screen, and the ears fall off and they cannot hear polyphonic ring tones.


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    Originally posted by Darren
    hmmm.... i dunno though .... no hair, then no ears ... later i go swimming, people think I am torpedo ...
    torpedo? what torpedo? you know the nickname they gave the atomic bomb the ang mohs dropped on Nagasaki?

    /me run for nuclear shelter

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    Originally posted by Darren
    #1 if you want to make full use of your mobile phone : Don't lose it!!


    Just dropped my 2-month old Nokia 6100 in the taxi, and when I called the mobile number, someone cut it off and switched off the phone.


    I hereby curse my phone so that whoever has picked it up and uses it, their ears will fall off.
    mai , new one will never come if old one still here....7250 is calling you mah....

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