A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
> it's a bad one.
> Both of their cars are totally demolished but
> amazingly neither of them
> are hurt.
> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
> "So you're a man.
> That's interesting. I'm a woman." "Wow, just look
> at our cars! There's
> nothing
> left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from
> God that we should meet
> and
> be friends and live together in peace for the rest
> of our days".
> Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with
> you completely! This
> must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and
> look at this, here's
> another miracle. My car is completely demolished
> but this bottle of wine
> didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
> wine and celebrate our
> good fortune". Then she hands the bottle to the
> man. The man nods his head
> in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
> and then hands it back
> to the woman.
> The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
> cap back on, and hands
> it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you
> having any?" The woman
> replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
> police...."
> Women are clever beings. Don't mess with them.