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    Default Men Are Hard To Please

    Men Are Hard To Please

    The problems with GUYS:

    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
    If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
    If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
    If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
    If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
    If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
    If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
    If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
    If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
    If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
    If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
    If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
    If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
    If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
    If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
    If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
    If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
    If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
    If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
    If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
    If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
    If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
    If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
    & sooo hard to please!!!!!
    If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
    but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

    The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE
    ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter

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    Anyone care to work on a parallel "Women Are Hard To Please" version?

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    Originally posted by AdamGoi
    Anyone care to work on a parallel "Women Are Hard To Please" version?
    Dump the girl.

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    Generally men are easier to please than women.

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    Originally posted by AdamGoi
    Anyone care to work on a parallel "Women Are Hard To Please" version?
    There is such a version on the net . Read both some time back.

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    Quick, find it and post it here. Cannot lose face lah.

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    Wah Kao!!!

    Men Kena Suan upfront online man. Better do something....
    Otherwise sia suay ah!!!

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    have seen at least 2 "woman" versions some 7-8 years back
    lemme see if I can find them....

    ..NuTs..

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    what a load of stupid bull... and I'm serious here
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    I think this is from Usenet long time ago...

    W O M A N
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    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don't, you are not a man
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don't, you are good for nothing
    If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing
    If you don't, you are not understanding
    If you make romance, you are an "experienced" man
    If you don't, you are half a man
    If you visit her too often, she thinks its boring
    If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    If you don't, you are a dull boy
    If you are jealous, she says it's bad
    If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
    If you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
    If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
    If she's visited by another, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    If you kiss once too often she yell that you're taking advantage
    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
    If you do, she thinks it's just one of man's tactics
    If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
    If you talk, she wants you to listen
    If you listen, she wants you to talk
    Oh God ! you created those creatures called "woman"
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    Oh Lord, tell me what to do "AMEN".

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    Originally posted by kongg
    Generally men are easier to please than women.
    True!!! For a woman to please a man, just turn up naked and bring a 6 pack......

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    3 Cheers 4 Nuts. We ca lift up our heads again. Hehehe

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    Originally posted by AdamGoi
    Anyone care to work on a parallel "Women Are Hard To Please" version?
    actually if you think about it, such a version is impossible to create, cos no matter what you write, women won't be pleased with it anyway.

    /me run for nuclear bomb shelter

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    Originally posted by Larry
    actually if you think about it, such a version is impossible to create, cos no matter what you write, women won't be pleased with it anyway.

    /me run for nuclear bomb shelter

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    bull.
    men are the easiest to please.
    those who aren't are either gay, impotent or simply weird.

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    Originally posted by wildhoney
    bull.
    men are the easiest to please.
    those who aren't are either gay, impotent or simply weird.
    There we go again...

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    oh just turn it off....

    Turn off wat ???

    That nagging machine.....

    nag nag nag nag......
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    Damn!!! My gf told me last night that i am not easy to please..... Just found out today that i am either GAY, IMPOTENT or maybe just WEIRD!!! OH no!!!!! What am i gonna do now???

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    Originally posted by NitroTech
    Damn!!! My gf told me last night that i am not easy to please..... Just found out today that i am either GAY, IMPOTENT or maybe just WEIRD!!! OH no!!!!! What am i gonna do now???
    Call police lor...

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