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    Default The great KenRockWell

    Have you guys seen this?I think is super funny.COuldnt stop laughing
    http://www.bahneman.com/liem/blog/ar...Rockwell_Facts

    * Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography

    * Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]

    * Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.

    * Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.

    * Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.

    * Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.

    * Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.

    * Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth

    * Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.

    * Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.

    * When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories

    * Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker

    * Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born

    * Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once

    * Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.

    * Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius

    * Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.

    * Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you

    * Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure

    * Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.

    * When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.

    * Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes

    * On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine

    * Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"

    * When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos

    * For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.

    * Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.

    * Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF

    * Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.

    * The term tripod was coined after his silhouette

    * Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer

    * A certain braind of hig-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell

    * Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.

    * Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues

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    Default Re: The great KenRockWell

    I really got a good chuckle out of it.
    A camera cannot teach you how to see.

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    Default Re: The great KenRockWell

    Wahahhahah

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    god of photography?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    god of photography?
    no. he IS god.

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    how about, when he goes to sungei buloh, the birds line up and pose for him to shoot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    how about, when he goes to sungei buloh, the birds line up and pose for him to shoot?
    woah. wait till he tries astromonical photography.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    how about, when he goes to sungei buloh, the birds line up and pose for him to shoot?
    and maybe they'll do a little dance too

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    this is funny.....

    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    how about, when he goes to sungei buloh, the birds line up and pose for him to shoot?
    Painting in Colours and E_Motions...
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    But who is Ken Rockwell?


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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    But who is Ken Rockwell?

    Ken from street fighter 2.... ho do ken!!!!!!!! ho do ken!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    woah. wait till he tries astromonical photography.
    then the planets will shift for him!

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    The stars will shift into positions that screams his name.
    A camera cannot teach you how to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhangyb View Post
    then the planets will shift for him!
    what planets? i am talking about blackholes, constellations, quasars and galaxies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    what planets? i am talking about blackholes, constellations, quasars and galaxies.

    instead of sucking in light, the blackholes will release all the light he ever needed for over-exposure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhangyb View Post
    instead of sucking in light, the blackholes will release all the light he ever needed for over-exposure!
    erm...........you are talking about hypothetical stella objects called white holes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    Ken from street fighter 2.... ho do ken!!!!!!!! ho do ken!!!!!!
    Oh, so you mean Ryu is Ryu Rockwell?

    Kewl, I always thought those two were *******s without any surname.

    Rockwell, eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    erm...........you are talking about hypothetical stella objects called white holes.
    No, the opposite of a black hole is a pink hole.

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    Default Re: The great KenRockWell

    Can Ken rock well?
    Last edited by redstone; 27th March 2007 at 01:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redstone View Post
    Can Ken rock very well?
    erm......

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