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    You remind me of the time when my female friend believed me when I told her that the bench press that so many other JC boys liked to do was to strengthen fingers by sitting on a bench wtih a button and pressing it repeatedly.

    I only enlightened her on its true purpose and form a week later.

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    I ask Sifu how to see,
    and he says close your eyes.
    I ask Sifu how to go forward,
    and he says step backwards.
    I ask Sifu how to make a picture say a thousand words,
    and he says what?
    Last edited by espion; 25th March 2007 at 10:59 PM.

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    Default Re: What have you learned from your Sifu?

    he say you are uneducated

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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    he say you are uneducated
    thats why i seek Sifu ma .. if I got Air level why need Sifu .. maybe then I better Sifu then Sifu ...

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    I ask Sifu how to see,
    he says got eyes cannot see meh?
    I ask Sifu how to go forward,
    he says got legs cannot walk ah?
    I ask Sifu how to make a picture say a thousand words,
    he says seow or not, picture got mouth meh?


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    I ask Sifu how to see,
    he says got autofocus no need to see.
    I ask Sifu how to go forward,
    he says forward you hit wall.
    I ask Sifu how to make a picture say a thousand words,
    he says shoot a double page of Straits Times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    I ask Sifu how to make a picture say a thousand words,
    he says shoot a double page of Straits Times.
    double page only got 784 words. I counted oredi. Sifu ask me count one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by espion View Post
    double page only got 784 words. I counted oredi. Sifu ask me count one.
    No leh, I just counted. Only got 100+!

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    No leh, I just counted. Only got 100+!
    Aiyo how you count one? you got use your toes or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by espion View Post
    Aiyo how you count one? you got use your toes or not?
    I use my leg hair.

    Pull out one for every word.

    Confirm plus chop. Wa, but got a lot of pictures leh. And prices. And this big NTUC Fairprice logo at the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    I ask Sifu how to see,
    he says got autofocus no need to see.
    I ask Sifu how to go forward,
    he says forward you hit wall.
    I ask Sifu how to make a picture say a thousand words,
    he says shoot a double page of Straits Times.
    I ask Sifu how to see,
    He say close your eyes.
    I ask Sifu how to go forward,
    He say relax.
    I ask Sifu how to make a picture say a thousand words.
    He say take off your clothes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    I ask Sifu how to see,
    He say close your eyes.
    I ask Sifu how to go forward,
    He say relax.
    I ask Sifu how to make a picture say a thousand words.
    He say take off your clothes.
    Obviously your Sifu is not Steve McCurry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Obviously your Sifu is not Steve McCurry.
    If Steve McCurry is my sifu;


    I ask Sifu how to see,
    He say OPEN YOUR EYES BIG BIG
    I ask Sifu how to go forward,
    He say WEAR YOUR SHAWL
    I ask Sifu how to make a picture say a thousand words.
    He say WAIT AR, I TAKE PHOTO

    Suddenly, no more sifu and I see my face everywhere in funny magazines in a language I don't understand.

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    Default Re: What have you learned from your Sifu?

    Sifu also said:

    "If your Kung Fu not good enough and you sit on eggs, sure get egg yokes sticking on your backside.
    If your Kung Fu is good enough and you sit on eggs, you'll get little chickens pecking on your backside."

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    Default Re: What have you learned from your Sifu?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Mu Sifu also said,

    "Take photos not with your eyes, but also with the lenscap off."
    My sifu also said, "Do not misuse your lenscaps"

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakon09 View Post
    Wouldn't it be great if she was smiling at the camera and BETWEEN the pockets?
    When she smiles between the pockets, she is also smiling while emptying BOTH pockets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ndroo View Post
    My sifu also said, "Do not misuse your lenscaps"
    This one gets the cake! Ha ha ha ha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Mu Sifu also said,

    "Take photos not with your eyes, but also with the lenscap off."
    heeheeheee i love this stuff

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    Default Re: What have you learned from your Sifu?

    wat if got no sifu? applications all rejected...
    Don't cry because its over,:)Smile because it happened.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hASHbrown_kopitiam View Post
    wat if got no sifu? applications all rejected...
    If there is no Sifu, then a student can also become Sifu.

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