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    Red face Latest Total Defence TV ad.

    "mum, where do bees get their honey from?"

    blah blah blah, and it goes on about the strong cohesive nature of bees where they will work together to drive of invaders to protect their hive.

    ok, fine with me. pretty lame analogy, but it's cute, and the message gets across.

    i was drinking water while watching this ad, then when they show the Total Defence logo to mark the end of the advert,...............

    "mum, where do babies come from?"

    "BBRRRAAAAAAARRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!!!" *water splurting from my mouth*

    WTH?!!!! I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN I HEARD THAT!!! SUCH AN INNOCENT QUESTION!!!! SUCH A STRONG IMPACT!!!

    "mum, where do babies come from?"

    *my continuation*

    "oh, it is the strong teamwork singaporeans have. next time when you grow up, remember, the more the merrier. we must protect singapore from population deficiency."

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! IS THAT THE IMPLIED MEANING?!!!!! OMG!!!!! I AM STILL LAUGHING NOW!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    "mum, where do bees get their honey from?"

    blah blah blah, and it goes on about the strong cohesive nature of bees where they will work together to drive of invaders to protect their hive.

    ok, fine with me. pretty lame analogy, but it's cute, and the message gets across.

    i was drinking water while watching this ad, then when they show the Total Defence logo to mark the end of the advert,...............

    "mum, where do babies come from?"

    "BBRRRAAAAAAARRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!!!" *water splurting from my mouth*

    WTH?!!!! I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN I HEARD THAT!!! SUCH AN INNOCENT QUESTION!!!! SUCH A STRONG IMPACT!!!

    "mum, where do babies come from?"

    *my continuation*

    "oh, it is the strong teamwork singaporeans have. next time when you grow up, remember, the more the merrier. we must protect singapore from population deficiency."

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! IS THAT THE IMPLIED MEANING?!!!!! OMG!!!!! I AM STILL LAUGHING NOW!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!
    isn't this sad ? Singapore is the richest, cleanest, safest and most well-fed country in South East Asia, and yet there is a problem making enough babies. why ? people here don't like sex ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by raincool2005 View Post
    isn't this sad ? Singapore is the richest, cleanest, safest and most well-fed country in South East Asia, and yet there is a problem making enough babies. why ? people here don't like sex ?

    problem is that only a certain age group likes it, and that age group is......erm..... wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    problem is that only a certain age group likes it, and that age group is......erm..... wrong.
    ? 2 years old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    problem is that only a certain age group likes it, and that age group is......erm..... wrong.
    So, ppl of ur age group dislike having sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by raincool2005 View Post
    isn't this sad ? Singapore is the richest, cleanest, safest and most well-fed country in South East Asia, and yet there is a problem making enough babies. why ? people here don't like sex ?

    why u so shallow? the problem is not sex. it's the babies

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    Yes, the problem here is the babies. Why do you think Singapore has become as you say, the "richest, cleanest, safest and most well-fed country in SEA"? It's because everyone is "working hard" and trying to earn enough to have a comfortable life. You think having a baby adds to that comfort or subtracts from it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by raincool2005 View Post
    isn't this sad ? Singapore is the richest, cleanest, safest and most well-fed country in South East Asia, and yet there is a problem making enough babies. why ? people here don't like sex ?

    Not don't like sex lah.

    People just don't like getting sweaty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raincool2005 View Post
    isn't this sad ? Singapore is the richest, cleanest, safest and most well-fed country in South East Asia, and yet there is a problem making enough babies. why ? people here don't like sex ?

    If you had to choose an EXPENSIVE hobby for life-between having a baby or a camera- which will you have?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mervlam View Post
    why u so shallow? the problem is not sex. it's the babies
    screaming babies to be exact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Not don't like sex lah.

    People just don't like getting sweaty.
    turn up the air-con lah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    turn up the air-con lah.
    i thought it is always kinky to do it in a sauna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    i thought it is always kinky to do it in a sauna.
    make sure u do not hv high blood pleasure

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    i thought it is always kinky to do it in a sauna.
    Wa, not hot enough still want to make it hotter.

    Later all orifices spurt blood how?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    i thought it is always kinky to do it in a sauna.
    you learn from book one, is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    you learn from book one, is it?
    The book must have all the pages stuck together.

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    orgasms may be more intense in warmer conditions. The degree of vasocongestion, reddening or darkeing of the skin known as the "sex flush," is both more common in warmer temperatures and an indication of how intense an orgasm may be.

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    Give those students who did it a break..

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowism View Post
    Give those students who did it a break..
    no need to worry, nowadays kids very smart..




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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    orgasms may be more intense in warmer conditions. The degree of vasocongestion, reddening or darkeing of the skin known as the "sex flush," is both more common in warmer temperatures and an indication of how intense an orgasm may be.

    Kamasutra?

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