unsharp: acuitically challenged
sucks : under-impressive
boring : excitement-impoverished
limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized
messy hair : tonsorial confusion
sleazy : hormonally charged
snapshot : spontaneously endowed pixel conglomeration.
crap : fragrance-disadvantaged byproduct.
Gimmicky : inexpensive subterfuge that induces attention augmentation.
lack of executional finesse : politically correct version of "sucks"
badly trained eye : performance challenged ocular device.
skin weird colour : normality-alternative hue of body envelope.
Eyes half closed : partial soporific corporeal effect.