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    Wink a politically correct primer to critique a photo

    unsharp: acuitically challenged

    sucks : under-impressive

    boring : excitement-impoverished

    limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

    messy hair : tonsorial confusion

    sleazy : hormonally charged

    snapshot : spontaneously endowed pixel conglomeration.

    crap : fragrance-disadvantaged byproduct.

    Gimmicky : inexpensive subterfuge that induces attention augmentation.

    lack of executional finesse : politically correct version of "sucks"

    badly trained eye : performance challenged ocular device.

    skin weird colour : normality-alternative hue of body envelope.

    Eyes half closed : partial soporific corporeal effect.
    Last edited by zaren; 23rd March 2007 at 09:26 PM.

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    keep them coming, i'm loving this

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    Quick, quick, I need someone to translate snapshot!



    I was like wow, not bad, a lot of people could use this.

    Then I saw the translation for messy hair. HAHAHA.

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    unsharp: acuitically challenged

    sucks : under-impressive

    boring : excitement-impoverished

    limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

    messy hair : tonsorial confusion

    sleazy : hormonally charged

    crap : logic impairment

    snapshot : intention-deficiency
    Last edited by eikin; 23rd March 2007 at 12:28 AM.

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    You must make it sound more.. Cheemology.. Like that more fun!

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    Handshake: stability challeng
    Underexposure: lumiere-ly disadvantaged

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    wow ... these are "powderful" terms man .... keep coming!

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    CS good man... can learn better engrish!

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    Dirty teeth: Chain smoker

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    Ha ha ha ha ha, really funny.

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    To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:

    Your photo sucks:
    Your photo is mouthed administered with pleasurable vacumn-like motion.

    Snapshot:
    The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

    Crap:
    Generation of visual wasteful byproduct or artisitic pollutant harmful to the photographic environment and irritating to a sensitive nose and a conjunctivitis-affected critic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    Dirty teeth: Chain smoker
    Messy hair: Give the photo the headless treament.

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    nose too big : Jackie Chan look-a-like

    breast not big enough : Horizontally challenged

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin View Post
    unsharp: acuitically challenged

    sucks : under-impressive

    boring : excitement-impoverished

    limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

    messy hair : tonsorial confusion

    sleazy : hormonally charged

    crap : logic impairment

    snapshot : intention-deficiency
    Sounds very familiar...............WHO HAR?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:

    Your photo sucks:
    Your photo is mouthed administered with pleasurable vacumn-like motion.

    Snapshot:
    The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

    Crap:
    Generation of visual wasteful byproduct or artisitic pollutant harmful to the photographic environment and irritating to a sensitive nose and a conjunctivitis-affected critic.
    You'll Never Walk Alone! - i have the best job in the world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:



    Snapshot:
    The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

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    I love this one! Make me laugh till tummy aches

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    lol this thread reminds me of British comedies

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    MORE MORE MORE.

    How about translating

    "lim bei see your photo si bei du lan"

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    Your model looks stiff = It is not advisable to take a 8-day old frozen body from the hospital body box to lean it against the wall and expect an enduring smile and an enchanted pose without nails or wires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    MORE MORE MORE.

    How about translating

    "lim bei see your photo si bei du lan"
    "lim bei see your photo si bei du lan" = With a fatherly advice I find your photo to be restrictive in imagination and creativity to the extent of discomfort in my hanging spherical organs.

    Anymore?

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