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    got this from my e-mail.....

    Dear Forummers,

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the
    slowdown of economy since last Christmas, Management
    has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40
    years of age on early retirement.This scheme will be
    known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

    Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management
    to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help
    After Forced Termination).

    Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be
    reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering
    Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once,
    SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management
    deems appropriate.

    Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS
    (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES
    (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

    Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
    SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management. Persons
    staying on will receive as much **** (Special High
    Intensity Training) as possible.

    Management has always prided itself on the amount of
    **** it gives employees. Should you feel that you do
    not receive enough ****, please bring to the attention
    of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you
    all the **** you can handle.

    The Management


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    Dec 2002
    Near Equator


    There's another thread with the same content

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    Let's fight!


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