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    Dear Staff,

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy in S'pore, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

    Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

    Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).

    A person may be RAPED once, Shafted twice and Screwed as many times as Management deems appropriate.
    Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants of Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

    Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
    Persons staying on will receive as much **** (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
    Management has always pride itself on the amount of **** it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough ****, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the **** you can handle.

    Sincerely, The Management.

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    In Ter Es Ting

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    steady lah..

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    Sometimes you really got to hand it to the people who can come up with such things... they are good man.. too good...

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