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    Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.

    When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declare dead.

    Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

    The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.

    The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.

    Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.

    They can keep alot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them. Especially a lot of gold and silver ingots.


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    ...And they always meet sweet young women who know nuts about kung fu and who fall helplessly for the hero, but for some reason or other the hero will not fall for them... becoz...

    ...they always meet some other sweet young women who turn out to be a good swordsman too and they ride of into the sunset to "get out of the glue"...

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    if you have no kungfu at all, just act blur and look inept. some master will come along and pass you all his hard-earned internal strength and skills.

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    Or come one fine day when you stumble upon a cave where you found the long lost super duper martial arts manual...

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    the hero can tahan all the kicks, punch, slashes,etc without a whine... but when the sweet young thing cleans up the wound for him, he'll moan n groan!!

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    The hero will walk along a hill trails, only to find a temporary shed selling tea. A few suspicious-looking man will be waiting for him.

    They will go circle for a long time. The first stroke by the hero will kill the bad guys.

    Any weapons throw by the villian could be catch by the hero using his fingertips or mouth.

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    don't insult chinese kungfu !!!


    better than those angmoh show, the enemy carrying machine guns cannot shoot a single man. while the man can kill all the enemy with a pistol.

    craps.

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    well in olden times there are pockets in the sleeves in case u didn't know... and the belts are tied sash style so a few ingots can get stashed here or there...

    as for flying vs horses... u can sprint, but can u sprint from ang moh kio to choa chu kang?

    as for the money thing, how u know they dun work? parallel it with th HK triads, where do their money come from to pah game and buy beer/cigarettes? do they go to the toilet? do they use tolet paper or hands?

    as for healing, if u can sit down and make smoke rise from ur head I'm sure it's easy to heal too...



    as for the rest, if they didn't happen, no story right? no one writes novels about not meeting enemies and not happening.. hehehe

    9lives is right... professional soldiers and they can't shoot to save themselves... gosh
    "I'm... dreaming... of a wide... angle~
    Just like the ones I used to know~"

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    Hahaha, remember all the vietnam war movies where the hero never dies armed with one M16 or a bow and arrows.

    Originally posted by ninelives
    don't insult chinese kungfu !!!

    better than those angmoh show, the enemy carrying machine guns cannot shoot a single man. while the man can kill all the enemy with a pistol.

    craps.

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    Originally posted by denizenx
    as for the money thing, how u know they dun work? parallel it with th HK triads, where do their money come from to pah game and buy beer/cigarettes? do they go to the toilet? do they use tolet paper or hands?
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    You have to play enough RPG to know that heroes can complete minor missions to obtain gold e.g. help a village girl find her long lost father, help a rich trader find his lost treasures in the dark caves. With the gold, the hero can go on to completing his final mission - kill the villains

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