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    Kota Tinggi flooded blame Singapore

    SO so batu pahat and segamat also flooded...... go blame Indonesia

    Kota Bahru also flooded so go blame Thailand

    The east coast of Terengganu also flooded how? Blamed Philippines la.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StudioFever View Post
    adding to that, malaysia's official is damn corrupt..
    i will not say that if i were you...the mod can report u to the ISA and the police...

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    u guys still dunno why malaysia flood meh?
    ok la i tell u guys. this is because recently, the frill shark, a 130million year old prehistoric shark is caught and died after that
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mneDhOtVEQw

    what happens is, this prehistoric shark is the descendant of 海龙王. 海龙王 upon knowing that his kid is killed by humans, he decided to strike malaysia first since its low lying. Thats y there is flood.
    09 Oct 09 officially marks the date I become a canon convert.

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    jialat lah... what's next?
    they claim that we take their flood waters and then process it into drinkable newater and sell it back to them for a profit?

    better dun point your camera to JB. or else they say your flash is like lightning, therefore cause more rain to fall in m'sia, and then got more flood!

    machiam like stephen chow movie... all got no meaning one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbesyeo View Post
    http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stori...255418/1/.html

    I wonder if any one else found this report funny.
    10million singaporeans?!?! Hahaha....


    how they count? all the motorbikes that come in and out of m'sia everyday?

    here's a breakdown of what 10million singaporeans.

    translates to 27,400 singaporeans a day
    or 1140 singaporeans per hour
    or about 20 singaporeans per minute
    or that there's a singaporean entering m'sia every 3 seconds!

    by the time i finish this message, there would have been about 100 singaporeans who just crossed the border into m'sia liao!

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    As usual, instead of finding ways to solve their own problems, our dear neighbours always find it easier to allocate blame to a small country like spore, so as to pacify their own ppl....

    if they have manage their own state properly, such as improving drainage system etc, the flooding might have been minimize....

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    I think this kind of tactic don't work anymore........ during the old kampong days it's works, the ministers those days used this kind of tactic.

    Yo, the kampong boys grow up alreadi, you think they bodoh or what.......!

    But nothing can beat that indon minister......... indonesia supply oxygen

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm The One View Post
    I think this kind of tactic don't work anymore........ during the old kampong days it's works, the ministers those days used this kind of tactic.
    Unfortunately, that isn't quite accurate. Look at what is happening in Tha* with their
    stoopid coup leaders.

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    If the honourable Mentri Besar cares to look up the sky and to investigate the source of the flood, I think he will have come to the conclusion that to prevent flood the solution lies in the contruction a gigantic roof covering the whole state of Johore.

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    next time earthquake and tusnamic can blame us also

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    Anyone know the Johor MB's email address??

    I want to send him an email........... inform him...... that Jarkata is also flooded. He can advise them who to blame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm The One View Post
    Anyone know the Johor MB's email address??

    I want to send him an email........... inform him...... that Jarkata is also flooded. He can advise them who to blame.

    He may not know what email is.


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    While it may be quite out of this world to blame Singapore for the flood, I must say that the response for Singaporeans should be milder. I believe it is the government that made such allegations, not the people of malaysia. I think there would be a good number of Malaysians who surf this website, and it would be just rude to make stupid statements. Just aint gentlemenly. Right ?

    Perhaps this would be a good time for the Singapore government to provide some aid, irregardless of the whether the statements were made or not.

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    Not too sure if they know that out of the 10 million, 5 million are made up of motorists riding in

    a. to clear carbon
    b. to top up petrol
    c. to buy cigarettes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbesyeo View Post
    He may not know what email is.
    He knows femail right?


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    pls guys. boycott malaysia. plss.. i dont wanna get stuck in the jams anymore. i wanna go there in peace. pls boycott malaysia. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by bumortic View Post
    pls guys. boycott malaysia. plss.. i dont wanna get stuck in the jams anymore. i wanna go there in peace. pls boycott malaysia. hahaha
    Go by sampan never have jam one.

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    I guess the reason why Singapore is the Scapegoat for theirs woes are that Thailand/ Phillipines are not doing any land reclaimations. They just happen to be near those places that are flooded. I'm sure if this small little dot is called Thailand, they will blame Thailand for ALL their WOES (for that matter any other country that sits on the geographical locality of Singapore.

    Anyway, I believe the reason why they are facing flood issues in so many places nowadays is because the previous administration flooded their own pockets before they left office. So now incoming ofice holders left to face the real FLOOD...
    The DIFFERENCE is not in the "Cue", it is in the SKILLS...

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    Go by Sampan, before you reach their Sea port, they charge you for ILLEGAL entry And if you're a guy, PLUS civil servant, you get at least 3 mths, as they have showed us in the latest case.

    If you're a lady, and not in CIVIL service, you can be sure of sentences <1 mth...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Go by sampan never have jam one.
    The DIFFERENCE is not in the "Cue", it is in the SKILLS...

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    ah yeah let them say what they want lah.. its a joke we all can laugh at.. hahahahahahaa

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