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    Talking Wise Cracks

    Hi! Everyone recieved an email of joke just to share with all, Anyone else have any others can share share thanks!


    Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed .
    He shoots his friend and kills him.
    Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"

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    A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
    Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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    What is the definition of Mistress?
    Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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    Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
    Without Information Fighting Everytime
    Wife replies," No, It means, With Idiot For Ever!!!"

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    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,
    Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
    and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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    Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
    Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

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    A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
    "Are all these kids yours??"
    The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory
    and these are customer complaints".

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    A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
    between confident and confidential.
    Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
    Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

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    Default Re: Wise Cracks

    Ha....ha That's funny. Thanks for sharing Melvin.
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    dAmn funny!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvin View Post
    "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??"
    Incidentally, I read this somewhere, the WIFE is what you need to think about when taking your shot -- White-balance, ISO, F-stop, Exposure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galdor View Post
    Ha....ha That's funny. Thanks for sharing Melvin.
    No prob!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ah.zeep View Post
    Incidentally, I read this somewhere, the WIFE is what you need to think about when taking your shot -- White-balance, ISO, F-stop, Exposure.

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    Good ones..smiles

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