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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    HOW TO AVOID MILITARY SERVICE

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    This is a translation of a letter sent by a young Croatian man to the Croatian Minister of Defence to avoid military service. An extraordinary piece of reasoning, worthy of attention of anyone interested in logic and related matters.


    Dear Minister of Defence,
    Please allow me to explain my situation in a hope that you will be able to resolve my case.
    I am expecting to get the call to serve in the Croatian Army. I am 23 and I married a 47 year old widow who has a 26 year old daughter. Her daughter subsequently married my father. By marrying my wife's daughter, my father became my son-in-law. In the same time, my wife is a mother-in-law of my father, and her daughter is now also my stepmother.

    In September my wife and I had a son. Clearly this child is a brother of my father's wife, and thus a brother-in-law of my father. In the same time, my son is also my uncle because he is a brother of my stepmother

    In October my father's wife had a son as well. This child is now also my brother because he is a son of my father. But I am the step-father of my wife's daughter and also a brother of her son whose father is also my father. Thus, my father's son is also my step-grand son because he is a son of my wife's daughter. Consequently, I am a brother of my own step-grandson, so I am also my own step-grandfather. However, according to the law, not more then two consecutive generations of fathers and sons (grand-father, father, son) can be called for military duty simultaneously, so I should be relieved from the military duty.
    Thank you for your understanding.



    The reply of the Croatian Ministry of Defence was sent only two weeks later, and it read:


    The applicant is permanently relieved from the military duty due to possible mental problems and mental instability caused by the chaotic situation within his family.

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    it is freaking confusing lor....

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Damn difficult to get such a scenario lor... hahahah

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Possible... if you like older woman...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sykestang View Post
    Possible... if you like older woman...
    That's the problem... I like younger ones only.... hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by ipin View Post
    Who's going for kopi tonight?
    Sorry... just got notice about something else for tonight...

    Can't join you guys liao.. paiseh...

    Join you ppl some other day...

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Quote Originally Posted by sykestang View Post
    Possible... if you like older woman...
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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Quote Originally Posted by KNIGHT ONG View Post
    Do you also???

    I do know someone does... been seeing a lot of his thoughts in skype that he loves older women...

    Think you know who...

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Quote Originally Posted by sykestang View Post
    HOW TO AVOID MILITARY SERVICE

    For those in STG might be interested...

    This is a translation of a letter sent by a young Croatian man to the Croatian Minister of Defence to avoid military service. An extraordinary piece of reasoning, worthy of attention of anyone interested in logic and related matters.


    Dear Minister of Defence,
    Please allow me to explain my situation in a hope that you will be able to resolve my case.
    I am expecting to get the call to serve in the Croatian Army. I am 23 and I married a 47 year old widow who has a 26 year old daughter. Her daughter subsequently married my father. By marrying my wife's daughter, my father became my son-in-law. In the same time, my wife is a mother-in-law of my father, and her daughter is now also my stepmother.

    In September my wife and I had a son. Clearly this child is a brother of my father's wife, and thus a brother-in-law of my father. In the same time, my son is also my uncle because he is a brother of my stepmother

    In October my father's wife had a son as well. This child is now also my brother because he is a son of my father. But I am the step-father of my wife's daughter and also a brother of her son whose father is also my father. Thus, my father's son is also my step-grand son because he is a son of my wife's daughter. Consequently, I am a brother of my own step-grandson, so I am also my own step-grandfather. However, according to the law, not more then two consecutive generations of fathers and sons (grand-father, father, son) can be called for military duty simultaneously, so I should be relieved from the military duty.
    Thank you for your understanding.



    The reply of the Croatian Ministry of Defence was sent only two weeks later, and it read:


    The applicant is permanently relieved from the military duty due to possible mental problems and mental instability caused by the chaotic situation within his family.


    heh heh heh ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by sykestang View Post
    Do you also???

    I do know someone does... been seeing a lot of his thoughts in skype that he loves older women...

    Think you know who...
    Hmmmm.... even I think I know who... hahaha

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Quote Originally Posted by sykestang View Post
    Do you also???

    I do know someone does... been seeing a lot of his thoughts in skype that he loves older women...

    Think you know who...
    mOi bLoG - "i bLoG, dO yOu?"

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    All still there at TCC?

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Rise and shine folks!!!

    mOi bLoG - "i bLoG, dO yOu?"

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Quote Originally Posted by acidbyte View Post
    Rise and shine folks!!!

    Good morning.
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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Woke up too early, going back to sleep.

    mOi bLoG - "i bLoG, dO yOu?"

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Quote Originally Posted by acidbyte View Post
    Woke up too early, going back to sleep.

    Same here... hmmm.. woke up too early

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    moaning... very gloomy skies today. later still have to go for a red cross shoot...

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Quote Originally Posted by acidbyte View Post
    Woke up too early, going back to sleep.


    Me got lots of things to settle. Not going back to sleep.
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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread LIV (54) - KNIGHT ONG 53:986 "You lonely meh .. ??"

    Wah last night FS PRO damn happening man.. I scared... shall I post his pic here?

    Ok folks, off to JayBee... see ya all later in the day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wazzup View Post
    Wah last night FS PRO damn happening man.. I scared... shall I post his pic here?

    Ok folks, off to JayBee... see ya all later in the day!

    POST POST POST
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