My All Time Favourite :-
'I'm A Nobody, And Nobody's Perfect, So Am I Perfect?'
"Thou shalt not quote."
"you think, i thought, who confirm?"
Later I hantam you jialat jialat then you know! - my supervisor!
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Bill Clinton
"bring it on" - George W Bush
Not a quote per se but quoted from a book :
All to often people confuse their being able to think with their actually having done so. A more precious mistake does not exist.
-Moraven Tolo to Ciras
A Secret Atlas, Michael A. Stackpole
I used to be famous, but nobody knew
If things don't alter, they'll stay as they are.
You can't soar like an eagle when you're among turkeys
"Women are nothing but trouble,
And Men are nothing but trouble-seekers"
- Author Unknown.
Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live..
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -Stephen Henry Roberts