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    Quote Originally Posted by Canonised View Post
    when it is your turn, then you will see
    bo pian, 711 not everwhere u noe ....
    Keep the condom in a safe, cool, non-humid place.

    The wallet is never a good place and if the rubber cracks... that's it.
    Where one would usually store film is a good place. Just dun freeze it up.

    And no, I dun go to the chickens. That's common knowledge.
    Last edited by jsbn; 7th December 2006 at 02:44 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn View Post
    Keep the condom in a safe, cool, non-humid place.

    The wallet is never a good place and if the rubber cracks... that's it.
    Where one would usually store film is a good place. Just dun freeze it up.
    condom not safe to put in wallet meh ?
    Last edited by raincool2005; 7th December 2006 at 02:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    how's your duel with student?
    want me to teach you

    jiu yin shen gong or xiang long shi ba zhang?
    九阴真经 and 降龙十八掌 won't hold out against flaming red lightsabers and knowledge of The Force in a battle between Darth Vader & Emperor Palpatine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by raincool2005 View Post
    condom not safe to put in wallet meh ?
    Definitely, no. Unless u want to go *oops* on purpose.

    Condom's made of rubber with a layer of lubricant over it. Putting it in ur wallet, there's a remote chance u'll sit on it (if u place it in ur back pocket) and ur wallet bent a little. Once that lub's gone, its technically no different from the rubber band the auntie straps the oil paper with ur fried noodles for ur daily breakfast.

    Where u keep ur film is good enuff. Cool, non-humid, dry environment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn View Post
    九阴真经 and 降龙十八掌 won't hold out against flaming red lightsabers and knowledge of The Force in a battle between Darth Vader & Emperor Palpatine.
    lightsabers need close range.
    九阴真经, you wont know what hit you.next thing u know, wake up licking the toes of king of hell, beggin' for mercy.

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    i'm simply amazed at the rate of OOT post you guys can do.

    from weddings invitations to preservation of condoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    ortega,
    did u take into account your suit, her gowns, your albums and such?

    u SURE make so much to cover for your honeymoon?
    wah...seems like you are SUCH a good friend siah!
    as mentioned enough to cover cost for the dinner

    all other items are not considered in calculations
    on wedding night can spread all the money on the bed and roll around in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    as mentioned enough to cover cost for the dinner

    all other items are not considered in calculations
    on wedding night can spread all the money on the bed and roll around in it
    roll?and make beautiful love on it?oh...how romantic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raincool2005 View Post
    condom not safe to put in wallet meh ?
    u still virgin or what?.....
    the best place is still in a lady's purse! ...
    Last edited by Canonised; 7th December 2006 at 03:30 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn View Post
    Where u keep ur film is good enuff. Cool, non-humid, dry environment.
    guess i need to upgrade my digicabi .... maybe the AD1200 series ....
    http://www.digihub.com.sg/ProductLis...&ProductID=112
    Last edited by Canonised; 7th December 2006 at 03:29 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadpoet View Post
    off topic, I think Jeanie should post a pic of her car here
    Erm... Car?

    What's really the biggie abt a car around when public transport's here pretty accessible?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    lightsabers need close range.
    九阴真经, you wont know what hit you.next thing u know, wake up licking the toes of king of hell, beggin' for mercy.
    That's the ultimate level.

    Except for 郭靖 and 杨过, I believe no one mastered both volumes.
    One was tricked into learning it. The other had to learn it (or the story would simply end when 李莫愁 made her appearance first) by force.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    i'm simply amazed at the rate of OOT post you guys can do.

    from weddings invitations to preservation of condoms.
    This is just tip of the iceberg, my lady.

    There are bigger OOTs around which I must admit that I haven't seen it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canonised View Post
    guess i need to upgrade my digicabi .... maybe the AD1200 series ....
    http://www.digihub.com.sg/ProductLis...&ProductID=112
    Ensure u set the humidity at the right point or u'll end up having sticky rubber or a rubber band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    roll?and make beautiful love on it?oh...how romantic!
    *OUCH*

    The coins, Honey! The Coins are... *ouch*

    Next day wake up, all ur body 1cents, 5cents, 10cents, 20cents, 50cents, $1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canonised View Post
    u still virgin or what?.....
    the best place is still in a lady's purse! ...
    Lady's purse? Smells so nice right?

    Makes me wonder abt the secret to a lady's smell....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn View Post
    Lady's purse? Smells so nice right?

    Makes me wonder abt the secret to a lady's smell....
    ya got fetish for lady's smell....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanyewkay View Post
    ya got fetish for lady's smell....
    Can't help it when it happens every morning when a sweet lady sits beside me and this nice floral scent just wafts from her right to my nose right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanyewkay View Post
    ya got fetish for lady's smell....
    some specialists go for the smells from the toes or the armpits! .... haha

    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn View Post
    Can't help it when it happens every morning when a sweet lady sits beside me and this nice floral scent just wafts from her right to my nose right?
    that's why u r taking the train, right? but dun when the cleaning grandma just finished her night shift and sat beside you in the morning ride ...
    always the Light, .... always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    after reading so much about your car, how about posting a picture of your ride?
    Motor show still see not enough?

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