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    Hi all,

    Here is something (a view) that I guess will rattle a few.

    We used to be Australia.

    We called places where police stations were "suburbs", now they are precincts.

    The radio stations used to say, "FM 97 point 2", now they say, "97two"

    We used to say," two thousand and six", now it is two thousand six.

    I heard a sports commentator relate to a driver as being in P5 (WHAT ???)

    He is,"if you were watching" in place 5.

    There are more MacDonnalds than hamburger shops.

    I didn't chose to live in America, so they decided to make me live their way anyway with a little help from our government.

    What ever culture we have is being replaced with American ways.

    If I wanted to live in America I would have moved there but they decided that I should live their way anyway.

    Not happy Jan
    Last edited by Pablo; 1st December 2006 at 11:11 PM.
    Time, is an effortless construction :)

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    So, when are you going to run for office?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benign View Post
    So, when are you going to run for office?
    I said, "No to drugs" a long time ago
    Time, is an effortless construction :)

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    Before Ice Age Australia was part of America.

    Now it still is. If you don't believe me turn on your telly.

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    there is still aussie rules, ashes (hope they white wash the lions 5-0).

    they greet each other giday mate or you're alright.

    criky

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    Well, does it matter these days....

    When the women or men*not sure of your preference* bared all, I am certain you don't mind whether you are in America or Timbuktu.

    When a woman lying next to me, I never ask her about anything else other than who want to be on top lor.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benign View Post
    When a woman lying next to me, I never ask her about anything else other than who want to be on top lor.......
    Shouldn't you find out if she is a man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Shouldn't you find out if she is a man?

    Errr, it happened to you meh

    Nvm, you can alway kiss and tell CSers about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benign View Post
    Errr, it happened to you meh

    Nvm, you can alway kiss and tell CSers about it
    Sorry. I don't have your exquisite preference.

    You are on a special class of your own.

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    Don't forget Vegemite is American owned too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Sorry. I don't have your exquisite preference.

    You are on a special class of your own.

    Sion,

    I don't mind paying for your sex changed lor
    Or I can also do it myself..... Just need a chopper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benign View Post
    Sion,

    I don't mind paying for your sex changed lor
    Or I can also do it myself..... Just need a chopper
    I'm sure you have plenty of practice on yourself.
    Last edited by Sion; 2nd December 2006 at 08:40 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    I'm sure you have plenty of practice on yourself.
    Sorry to disappoint you. Mine is here to stay

    Are you ready for the 'chop'?

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