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    hahaha i also dun understand the physics quote....
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    you guys are hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaknafein View Post
    hahaha i also dun understand the physics quote....
    u not a elite are u?
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    me also catch no ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by glennyong View Post
    yeah ~~~

    i will gladly pay for it.. not $10, but $50..

    great! you've just booked for 5 days in a row. Next customer need to come the following week. Weekend she close for business

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    I once heard this:

    If you want to f**k an eagle, you have to learn to fly

    What does that mean??

    And one more from a U2 song:

    A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

    What's that about??

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    Quote Originally Posted by seankyh View Post
    I once heard this:

    If you want to f**k an eagle, you have to learn to fly

    What does that mean??
    but eagles do not f**k while flying

    Quote Originally Posted by seankyh View Post
    And one more from a U2 song:

    A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

    What's that about??
    if the fish want to cycle then need bicycle, no bicycle how to go cycling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaknafein View Post
    hahaha i also dun understand the physics quote....
    okok, what about this?

    "I know that it defies Law of Physics, but you see, I don't study Law." - Bugs Bunny

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    the silence is deafening

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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    the silence is deafening
    wow. oxymoron.

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    How about this:

    It ain't the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean..

    Somehow this gives me comfort

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    Quote Originally Posted by seankyh View Post
    I once heard this:

    A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

    What's that about??
    what its trying to say is:
    a fish does not need bicycle. likewise, a woman does not need a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt View Post
    u not a elite are u?
    nope, im just 1337
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    hmm........what about last words?

    "Don't worry...it's not loaded..."
    - Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger.

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    "Don't worry, relax!"
    - Rajiv Gandhi, Indian Prime Minister, to his security staff minutes before being killed by a suicide bomber attack.

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    My 2 cents worth .....

    To change our emotions, we have to change our thoughts ....
    To change our lifestyle, we have to change our philosophy ....

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    Not good about physics, don't get much about it also , but I only know
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    "Beauty is on the inside, not the outside. Thats what ugly people say"
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    Quote Originally Posted by zcf View Post
    Not good about physics, don't get much about it also , but I only know
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    best quote so far. *clap clap clap*

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    "What Me Worry??"
    Alfre E Neuman of Mad Magazine, or non-elite men who reached 40 years of age in Singkapoh.

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