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    What are some funny and inspirational, quotes, etc that you had try to live by?

    Ill get the ball rolling. .
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    "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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    More...

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

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    can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Dain bramaged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda Chew
    Asian guys doing doggie is like putting toothpicks through a rat hole. Save it.
    my fav

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    Tell your girlfriend I said thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda Chew
    I wanna do a BJ for $10, who are you to tell me what to charge?
    this one takes the cake

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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    this one takes the cake
    yeah ~~~

    i will gladly pay for it.. not $10, but $50..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    this one takes the cake
    You'll Never Walk Alone! - i have the best job in the world!

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    The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildstallion View Post
    The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese
    Eh? Shouldn't it be ...

    The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second one Gets Cheesecake's worm?



    *hides from cheesecake*

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    How about this for our elitist folks like our wee lady:

    You can't soar like an eagle when you're among turkeys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ndroo View Post
    Eh? Shouldn't it be ...

    The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second one Gets Cheesecake's worm?



    *hides from cheesecake*
    You'll Never Walk Alone! - i have the best job in the world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by creampuff View Post
    How about this for our elitist folks like our wee lady:

    You can't soar like an eagle when you're among turkeys!
    and you can't cluck like turkeys if you're among eagles.

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    but you can flame satay over a charcoal fire

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    and you can't cluck like turkeys if you're among eagles.
    nice retaliation elite...
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    heh...mine not so funny...more inspirational...

    "The difference between a stepping stone and a stumbling block is how you step on it"

    Not by me...but taken from a Lowepro talk recently...heh...for anyone who attended tat seminar...heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    but you can flame satay over a charcoal fire
    comes in microwaveable package as well... get it at the supermarket near you...
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    Since I am quite a physics enthusiast, let me give this nice phrase I always love to use:
    "In science there is only physics; all the rest are stamp collecting."

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    Quote Originally Posted by satay16 View Post
    Since I am quite a physics enthusiast, let me give this nice phrase I always love to use:
    "In science there is only physics; all the rest are stamp collecting."
    paiseh i not elite, can elaborate... cos i catch no balls... and not into stamp collecting as well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt View Post
    paiseh i not elite, can elaborate... cos i catch no balls... and not into stamp collecting as well...
    ok.... then what about this?

    "Physics is like sex.
    Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."

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