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    Default (",)Smart Kid(",)

    Below is fun email. I decide to take away the answer and let everyone here who like to fill it up. For those who already know the answer, kindly do not reveal it so that the rests can have some fun. I'll reveal the answer whenever it ready,,,so it will never needed at all



    A first grade teacher, Ms Neelam (age 28) was having trouble with one
    of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" The
    Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the
    third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
    third
    grade too!"

    Ms Neelam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While
    the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
    principal
    what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the
    boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions, he is to go
    back to the first grade and behave. Ms Neelam agreed. The Boy was
    brought in and the conditions were explained to him. The Boy agreed to take
    the test.

    Principal : What is 3 x 3?
    Boy : 9
    Principal : What is 6 x 6?
    Boy : 36

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader
    should know. The principal looked at Ms Neelam and told her: "I think
    the Boy can go to the third grade." Ms Neelam asked the principal if
    she can ask the Boy some of her own questions. Both the principal and the
    Boy agreed.

    Ms Neelam : What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
    oval, delicious and contains Thin whitish liquid?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
    sticky?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    answer,
    the Boy was taking charge.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
    and a dog does on three legs?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
    the answer...

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : Now I will ask some, "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
    Boy : Yep!
    Ms Neelam : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
    up. I get wet before you do.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
    bored.
    The best man always have me first.

    The Principal was looking restless, a bit tensed and took one large
    Patiala
    Vodka peg.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
    blow me, you feel good.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come
    with a quiver.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means
    lot of heat and excitement?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" and if u dont
    get it u have to use ur hand?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What is it that all men have one, it is longer on some men
    than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to hiswife
    after they're married?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
    lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love?

    Boy : ________


    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:
    "Send this Boy to College! I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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    Default (",)Smart Kid(",)

    Below is fun email. I decide to take away the answer and let everyone here who like to fill it up. For those who already know the answer, kindly do not reveal it so that the rests can have some fun. I'll reveal the answer whenever it ready,,,so it will never needed at all



    A first grade teacher, Ms Neelam (age 28) was having trouble with one
    of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" The
    Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the
    third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
    third
    grade too!"

    Ms Neelam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While
    the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
    principal
    what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the
    boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions, he is to go
    back to the first grade and behave. Ms Neelam agreed. The Boy was
    brought in and the conditions were explained to him. The Boy agreed to take
    the test.

    Principal : What is 3 x 3?
    Boy : 9
    Principal : What is 6 x 6?
    Boy : 36

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader
    should know. The principal looked at Ms Neelam and told her: "I think
    the Boy can go to the third grade." Ms Neelam asked the principal if
    she can ask the Boy some of her own questions. Both the principal and the
    Boy agreed.

    Ms Neelam : What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
    oval, delicious and contains Thin whitish liquid?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
    sticky?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    answer,
    the Boy was taking charge.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
    and a dog does on three legs?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
    the answer...

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : Now I will ask some, "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
    Boy : Yep!
    Ms Neelam : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
    up. I get wet before you do.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
    bored.
    The best man always have me first.

    The Principal was looking restless, a bit tensed and took one large
    Patiala
    Vodka peg.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
    blow me, you feel good.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come
    with a quiver.

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means
    lot of heat and excitement?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" and if u dont
    get it u have to use ur hand?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What is it that all men have one, it is longer on some men
    than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to hiswife
    after they're married?

    Boy : ________

    Ms Neelam : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
    lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love?

    Boy : ________


    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:
    "Send this Boy to College! I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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    Default Re: (",)Smart Kid(",)

    Merged 2 threads and moved the 3rd one of the same topic out of view.

    Please refrain from posting the same thing in multiple forums. This is especially bad because the contents are not photography related.

    Thanks.

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