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    Default Re: Ho Ho Ho!! 20th season 叽喳 Weight Loss Cafe . Tummies getting bigger for all DOMs!

    Quote Originally Posted by caseytan


    i posted in this thread, i gets automated reply. Unlike you, go view other thread and stalk funny
    Never knew that when I post here, you get automated reply.
    Still said you not stalking me?

    BTW ... I am straight ...
    除了爱, 我一无所有

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    Default Re: Ho Ho Ho!! 20th season 叽喳 Weight Loss Cafe . Tummies getting bigger for all DOMs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    Dunno wats wif the stalker thing??
    today so free ? talk so much

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    Default Re: Ho Ho Ho!! 20th season 叽喳 Weight Loss Cafe . Tummies getting bigger for all DOMs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    T ur head......
    head again?
    You prefer TFCD ... only head shot ...
    除了爱, 我一无所有

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    Default Re: Ho Ho Ho!! 20th season 叽喳 Weight Loss Cafe . Tummies getting bigger for all DOMs!

    Quote Originally Posted by caseytan
    today so free ? talk so much
    I wan to go do work liao....

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    Default Re: Ho Ho Ho!! 20th season 叽喳 Weight Loss Cafe . Tummies getting bigger for all DOMs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ola
    Never knew that when I post here, you get automated reply.
    Still said you not stalking me?

    BTW ... I am straight ...
    er whoever posted here, i will get automated reply, don't think so highly of yourself

    BTW u straight or not, none of my bizness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    I wan to go do work liao....
    yeah, but you still keep on sticking your tongue here, how to work ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ola
    head again?
    You prefer TFCD ... only head shot ...
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
    so funny will sing the new lyrics to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Hump"...

    ur head... ur head ur head ur head

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseytan
    so funny will sing the new lyrics to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Hump"...

    ur head... ur head ur head ur head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    oh u dunno the song ar ? u want ? i send to you lor

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseytan
    er whoever posted here, i will get automated reply, don't think so highly of yourself

    BTW u straight or not, none of my bizness
    You stalking this thread ...
    除了爱, 我一无所有

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseytan
    so funny will sing the new lyrics to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Hump"...

    ur head... ur head ur head ur head
    Got such a song?
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    Default Re: Ho Ho Ho!! 20th season 叽喳 Weight Loss Cafe . Tummies getting bigger for all DOMs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ola
    You stalking this thread ...
    if that is stalk, then dunno got how many stalkers in CS

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    Default Re: Ho Ho Ho!! 20th season 叽喳 Weight Loss Cafe . Tummies getting bigger for all DOMs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ola
    Got such a song?
    er... do you listen to Black Eyed Peas' albums in the first place

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    busy morning... managed to sort out my multiply page & finish all my reports


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    Took a very very short nap..........wake up and happy coz I read this joke

    The Perfect Girlfriend

    August 8th, 2006
    AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big breasts

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    BLACK EYED PEAS LYRICS

    "My Humps"

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside your trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and NaDonna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    Brother I ain't askin,
    They say they love my ass n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'
    So I keep on takin'
    And no I ain't taken
    We can keep on datin'
    I keep on demonstrating.

    My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
    You love my lady lumps (love),
    My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
    My humps they got you,

    She's got me spending.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    What you gon' do with all that ass?
    All that ass inside them jeans?
    I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
    Make you scream, make you scream.
    Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
    My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

    I met a girl down at the disco.
    She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
    I could be your baby, you can be my honey
    Let's spend time not money.
    I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
    Milky, milky cocoa,
    Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

    They say I'm really sexy,
    The boys they wanna sex me.
    They always standing next to me,
    Always dancing next to me,
    Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
    Lookin' at my lump, lump.
    You can look but you can't touch it,
    If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
    You don't want no drama,
    No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
    So don't pull on my hand boy,
    You ain't my man, boy,
    I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
    And move my hump.

    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    In the back and in the front (lumps)
    My lovin' got you,

    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    What you gon' do with all that ass?
    All that ass inside them jeans?
    I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
    Make you scream, make you scream.
    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off this hump.
    What you gon' do wit all that breast?
    All that breast inside that shirt?
    I'ma make, make, make, make you work
    Make you work, work, make you work.

    (A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.


    this is one of my favourite songs btw
    爱是要时间慢慢培养的。。

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    Where r all the kakis????
    your backside very cute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by furrycake
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
    ok! when can i check them out?

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