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    Quote Originally Posted by LazerLordz
    I had an encik who plays with cameras.

    There ain't no fooling him.
    I know a staff sgt who plays with DSLRs..

    Some people are just plain ignorant about the MPs :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn
    Den u simply say, "Encik can give me $32,000?"

    Encik: Want so much for fuck?!

    "U say one mah, more MP clearer and sharper. I know u sign on damn rich one. $32K for a 30MP camera no problem one."

    Alternatively.... If u dun want such a confrontational approach... Juz ask, "Encik, den ur camera how many MP har?"

    If he replies a figure lower than yours, juz answer, "How come har? Thought u say more MP sharper and clearer?"

    If he replies a figure higher than yours juz answer, "Wah... so powerful ah? Show me some of ur sharp and clear photos leh. My one lousy."

    When he comes to the topic of price, juz tell him, "My camera price? Very normal and cheap only. The lowest end of the PROFESSIONAL series one actually. Only $4K plus nia." Sure to shut him up.
    that's gonna give me 70extras.
    lol
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    come on, the encik is ALWAYS right!

    yes encik, I am saving up to buy camera with more mp. that's why no marney buy beer at mess.

    csm: ok lah, happy hour I blanjah you lim ang ji kow.

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    sorlee encik.. mess only have "lau hor"
    “How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.” - Adolf Hitler

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanyewkay
    sorlee encik.. mess only have "lau hor"

    mess boy, you take 7 extra.

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    recommand him the 10.1mp casio camera

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    give him the HASSELBLAD H2D-39. 39 MILLION MP. Costs S$50K plus I head


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    the rolls-royce of digital photography.

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    You say:

    "Eh encik, your watch... get a Rolex lar! Get those gold ones with diamonds"

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    the watch more diamonds more accurate!

    mine casio no diamond.. that's why always book in late..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago
    that's gonna give me 70extras.
    lol
    70 extras for? Insubordination? Or the fact that u're more knowledgeable than him in this area of speciality?
    "Wonders of the Human Mind. Unfathomable to the highest degree."

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    Default Re: If my encik says this, how shld i/we reply ?

    Quote Originally Posted by yanyewkay
    the watch more diamonds more accurate!

    mine casio no diamond.. that's why always book in late..


    Good one!!!

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    You're in the best position ever! Just nod your head, play dumb, act blur whatever.

    Whenever my encik lectures on photography, I just nod my head. In SAF He knows best, unless it means giving me more work.


    What for you want to show you're a smart aleck in the army? Yeah the encik calls you stupid, so be it. If he doesn't know how smart you are, you won't get any arrow.

    If you go correct him and say this and say that, next time weekend there's an event...you see what happen. Free educated labour in SAF.


    How many of my compatriots inside camp wished they were in your shoes!!! One even ****ed up every shot in camp so the encik doesn't want to use him anymore. He's a gifted photographer btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pao
    That's how the camera manufacturers make money mah. Prey on the ignorance of consumers.
    Not only manufacturers, many a times, the sales-person also conjure up the idea that more MPs means clearer pictures.

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    answer him "yes sir... i spent $2k+- on 6 lousy mega pixels.... you spent $500+- on 8 good mega pixels... something is very wrong... but nevermind... i am stupid and you are smart sir "

    hehehe i very good terms with my sir so he and i always share such sarcasm one hehehe

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    Default Re: If my encik says this, how shld i/we reply ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wisp
    You're in the best position ever! Just nod your head, play dumb, act blur whatever.

    Whenever my encik lectures on photography, I just nod my head. In SAF He knows best, unless it means giving me more work.


    What for you want to show you're a smart aleck in the army? Yeah the encik calls you stupid, so be it. If he doesn't know how smart you are, you won't get any arrow.

    If you go correct him and say this and say that, next time weekend there's an event...you see what happen. Free educated labour in SAF.


    How many of my compatriots inside camp wished they were in your shoes!!! One even ****ed up every shot in camp so the encik doesn't want to use him anymore. He's a gifted photographer btw.
    Classic. Act blur play dumb in SAF and siam arrows.

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    Since your encik knows about digital photography, you should recommend him to join clubsnap where he can contribute and share his knowledge, and point him to this thread.

    That way you answered him, plus so many answers from the rest of the CSer.

    Then when he starts to tekan you, then you know for sure you have answered him already loh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbn
    70 extras for? Insubordination? Or the fact that u're more knowledgeable than him in this area of speciality?

    70 extras, because he beh song you. because he got crab you don't have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wisp
    You're in the best position ever! Just nod your head, play dumb, act blur whatever.

    Whenever my encik lectures on photography, I just nod my head. In SAF He knows best, unless it means giving me more work.


    What for you want to show you're a smart aleck in the army? Yeah the encik calls you stupid, so be it. If he doesn't know how smart you are, you won't get any arrow.

    If you go correct him and say this and say that, next time weekend there's an event...you see what happen. Free educated labour in SAF.


    How many of my compatriots inside camp wished they were in your shoes!!! One even ****ed up every shot in camp so the encik doesn't want to use him anymore. He's a gifted photographer btw.
    are u my dad ?

    lol

    because my dad said more or less the same thing

    haha
    just kididng
    [QUOTE=dan_1337;2947523]if it was painted white, it would cost twice as much as Sigma =P[QUOTE]

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