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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion
    A moral of the story:

    "Don't get killed wearing a white shirt."

    To save the anguish of the dear ones cleaning the blood stains of a light shirt, always beg your murderer to let you go home to change into a dark shirt before he kills you.

    Since this will be your last request, the murderer would normally agree as not all murderers are heartless.

    Now let me see a lamer post.
    OK, let me try,

    The moral of the story:
    When someone get kill/murdered always share your dreams every morning with all your family/friends/co-workers/CSsers/etc and damnit!! remember all the old ladies's face and what they do on TV !!!!!


    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvin
    She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain,
    or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains,
    and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.She was very tired.
    how come no washing machine?

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    moral of story, use dynamo, if not old woman will come and find you

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin
    how come no washing machine?
    1 shirt only mah hand wash save water lor......

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin
    moral of story, use dynamo, if not old woman will come and find you
    so if don't use dynamo, old lady will come into your dreams































    if use dynamo XMM will replace the old lady isit?
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Quote Originally Posted by yqt
    so if don't use dynamo, old lady will come into your dreams































    if use dynamo XMM will replace the old lady isit?
    for XXM, use Fab

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvin
    1 shirt only mah hand wash save water lor......
    but like that she like very stupid leh, waste so much energy, use low water level wash lah, won't waste alot one

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin
    but like that she like very stupid leh, waste so much energy, use low water level wash lah, won't waste alot one
    Maybe theirs not so advance as yours no have such function

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin
    moral of story, use dynamo, if not old woman will come and find you
    You win liao!

    Another moral of the story:

    "When cross street always hold the hands of the bride-to-be so that if killed can go to heavens and appear in dreams together"

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin
    for XXM, use Fab
    Fab!!! No lar, use Fab and it will be the big fat ah soh from the M'sia ad. Scary man !!!
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion
    You win liao!

    Another moral of the story:

    "When cross street always hold the hands of the bride-to-be so that if killed can go to heavens and appear in dreams together"
    No, no, no, what happen if after get killed, one go up and one go down?
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Quote Originally Posted by yqt
    No, no, no, what happen if after get killed, one go up and one go down?
    since all dogs go to heaven, they must first be 'dog man and woman' 狗男女


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    Quote Originally Posted by yqt
    Fab!!! No lar, use Fab and it will be the big fat ah soh from the M'sia ad. Scary man !!!
    then use Breeze lor ... ooops

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin
    since all dogs go to heaven, they must first be 'dog man and woman' 狗男女


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    This is the most OT thread I've read in a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garion
    This is the most OT thread I've read in a long time.
    Hahaha ... then let it be the most OT thread in kopitiam

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    Quote Originally Posted by eikin
    then use Breeze lor ... ooops
    Er....... Breeze also the same big fat ah soh le. Damn! I'm gonner have nightmares about her tonight
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Quote Originally Posted by yqt
    Er....... Breeze also the same big fat ah soh le. Damn! I'm gonner have nightmares about her tonight
    Never mind tell her to visit Jean Yip then no more nightmares for u! Sweet dreams?

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvin
    Never mind tell her to visit Jean Yip then no more nightmares for u! Sweet dreams?
    2 problem:
    1) I think Jean Yip also bo pian, toooooooo over size liao
    2) If Jean Yip can help and I start having sweet dreams about her, my wife will kill me
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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