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    Talking A letter from the management.

    • Memo to all employees:
    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( S.H.I.T) .

    We are trying to give our employees moreS.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share ofS.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of theS.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all theS.H.I.T you can handle.

    Employees who don't take theirS.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

    Those who fail to takeD.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go toEMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
    Since our supervisors tookS.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't haveto doS.H.I.T anymore, and are all full ofS.H.I.T already. If you are full ofS.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others.
    We can add your name to ourBASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

    For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

    If you have further questions, please direct them toourHEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T.S.H.I.T) .


    Thank you,

    BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


    P.S. Now send thisS.H.I.T to 5 people who needS.H.I.T in their life, just not the same person who sent you thisS.H.I.T .
    Thank you for your time. !
    Sincerely,

    The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
    (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).


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    wah lau .. read it long long long time ago liao lar ..
    AMPA * WPPI * J team

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    Default Re: A letter from the management.

    Yeah, this is well old

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    Quote Originally Posted by KNIGHT ONG
    wah lau .. read it long long long time ago liao lar ..
    so you old S.H.I.T. liao har.. Still got those never heard before one mah..must give them a chance to join mah..

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    Default Re: A letter from the management.

    Quote Originally Posted by wildstallion
    Yeah, this is well old
    another old S.H.I.T

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    so many shitz

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    Wols...
    Logging Off. "You have 2,631 messages stored, of a total 400 allowed." don't PM me.

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    Default Re: A letter from the management.

    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt
    Wols...
    nb...........

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    Bo Liao lah

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