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    Default I'm gonna be a Jedi.

    A long long time ago
    in a galaxy far away
    Naboo was under an attack
    And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
    Could talk the Federation into
    Maybe cutting them a little slack
    But their response, it didn't thrill us
    They locked the doors and tried to kill us
    We escaped from that gas
    Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
    We took a bongo from the scene
    And we went to Theed to see the queen
    We all wound up on Tatooine
    That's where we found this boy...

    Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

    Did you know this junkyard slave
    Isn't even old enough to shave
    But he can use the Force they say
    Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
    Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
    Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
    Well, I know he built C-3PO
    And I've heard how fast his pod can go
    And we were broke, it's true
    So we made a wager or two
    He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
    And the minute Jabba started off that race
    Well, I know who would win first place
    Oh yes, it was our boy

    We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

    Now we finally got to Coruscant
    The Jedi Council we knew would want
    To see how good the boy could be
    So we took him there and we told the tale
    How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
    And he might fulfill that prophecy
    Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
    Could he bring balance to the Force?
    They interviewed the kid
    Oh, training they forbid
    Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
    And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
    Just stick it in your pointy ear
    I still will teach this boy"

    He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

    We caught a ride back to Naboo
    'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
    I frankly would've liked to stay
    We all fought in that epic war
    And it wasn't long at all before
    Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
    And in the end some Gungans died
    Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
    A lot of folks were croakin'
    The battle droids were broken
    And the Jedi I admire most
    Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
    Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
    I guess I'll train this boy


    And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

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    Not trying to question your creative talents but did you actually write this HIP HOP style Star Wars poetry?

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    hahaha... this is the Weird Al Yankovic version rite? sung to the tunes of "American Pie"...

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    Originally posted by Larry
    hahaha... this is the Weird Al Yankovic version rite? sung to the tunes of "American Pie"...
    bingo !! hahaha, i tot i am the only one in CS listening to his song.

    U heard his " win95 S***" and "it'a about pentium " ???

    damn funny.

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    Originally posted by ninelives
    bingo !! hahaha, i tot i am the only one in CS listening to his song.

    U heard his " win95 S***" and "it'a about pentium " ???

    damn funny.
    downloaded the MP3s into my pc and player... *shhhh..... ....* ya i got the win95 and pentium songs too...

    i love the star wars song, it's super farnie... memorized the lyrics after listening so long to it, that's how i recognized the lyrics you posted.

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    me is hear my fren sing it like 1 zillionth time...
    @#$^*!%&$^
    got see the MTV? damn funny also.. unplugged at the cantina
    "I'm... dreaming... of a wide... angle~
    Just like the ones I used to know~"

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    becuz I'm mad I'm mad
    ya know it c'mon
    (mad mad really really mad..)
    ya know ya know ya know it c'mon
    when ya start to talk and sing to yerself
    let me tell u once again
    who's mad...

    I'm frickin bored man... 9lives what do u do besides CS and TV?
    "I'm... dreaming... of a wide... angle~
    Just like the ones I used to know~"

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    Originally posted by denizenx
    becuz I'm mad I'm mad
    ya know it c'mon
    (mad mad really really mad..)
    ya know ya know ya know it c'mon
    when ya start to talk and sing to yerself
    let me tell u once again
    who's mad...

    I'm frickin bored man... 9lives what do u do besides CS and TV?

    1: bad, micheal jackson


    2: sleep, sleep, sleep. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    hahaha.....his songs are always damn crappy but funny..
    in a way it's pretty honest too though

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    Originally posted by hazardman
    hahaha.....his songs are always damn crappy but funny..
    in a way it's pretty honest too though
    is this a double entendre? wahahaha
    "I'm... dreaming... of a wide... angle~
    Just like the ones I used to know~"

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