14th March 2006, 10:30 AM
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man,
after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
that he would go thru hell for her. They got married and now he is going
thru hell because of her.
3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife Wanted". Next day, he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just him drive a car with a woman
sitting beside him. If his hands are on the wheel, you can sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter, "If you don't
promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope
you will keep yours."
7. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife."
"What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
"But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."
14th March 2006, 10:42 AM
Re: Joke: Women